>> 90s Inaction
HELLBOUND
A Chuck Norris film produced by Cannon, directed by Aaron Norris, and featuring heavy allusions to Kurosawa. Seriously.
September 20, 2010
UNDEFEATABLE
The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring
December 17, 2009
KNOCK OFF
It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.
September 25, 2009
OUT FOR A KILL: 90s INACTION
Is it even possible to articulate the premise?
Unfortunately, it is. Seagal is "the most distinguished academic"
at Yale, because it would ...
April 12, 2009
CYBER TRACKER
Can the premise even be articulated?
Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big ...
April 8, 2009
The Cutter
Can the premise even be articulated?
With some difficulty. This script had been in circulation for ten years and was being ...
March 30, 2009
URBAN JUSTICE (90S INACTION)
“Fuck Santa Claus. He never got me shit. That’s why I sell dope”
February 7, 2009
