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A View To A Kill: Capsule Review

July 15, 2013 by

Luncheoning in the Eiffel tower in order to blend in with the locals, Bond suspects a rogue lepidoptery puppeteer of dangerously manipulating mechanical butterflies.

You Only Live Twice: James Bond Capsule

July 9, 2013 by

YOLT

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

May 29, 2013 by

Bond is pursued by anonymous thugs. His service weapon is stolen. The crane depot has a midget custodian. Bond ruins a calendar.

The Man With The Golden Gun: Bond Brief

March 18, 2013 by

The villain is lonely and would like to talk to Bond, would like to discuss the intricacies of their lonely profession. He mocks Bond’s pension. Bond drowns a midget and gibbets his body.

The Spy Who Loved Me: Bond Briefs

March 5, 2013 by

The admiral’s desk holds three distinct, colorcoded telephones while his KGB counterpart’s desk only has two. Bond has a Russian doppleganger…

Octopussy: Bond Brief

February 25, 2013 by

Wild animals obey Bond’s commands. A traveling circus smuggles a nuclear bomb into an army base. Money falls from heaven. The men have slippery…

The Living Daylights: Bond Brief

February 25, 2013 by

Gibraltar is a small island, peopled with radar installations. There is a traitor among the group of infiltrators. The frayed end of a climbing rope shows evidence of…

Goldeneye: Bond Brief

February 25, 2013 by

Goldeneye: Wherein Bond is betrayed by a cossack infiltrator in league with a military type lousy with political ambitions and a multiorgasmic pilot aroused by death. His American counterpart has the demeanor of a…

From Russia With Love: Bond Brief

January 30, 2009 by

Gypsy women file their nails down to sharp points, anticipating matrimonial combat. Bond’s breakfast: green figs, yogurt, coffee: very black. A cluster of operatives watch Bond have sex….