LE CERCLE ROUGE

All men are guilty.

MR. SARDONICUS

When you’re smiling, the whole world dies with you….

JULIE & JULIA

Queen Meryl shits forth another Oscar.

TROLL 2

At last, a piece of shit worth seeing.

Z

As lithe and fierce as a tiger, this one.

THE BIG HEAT

When Lee Marvin asks if you want two lumps with your coffee, he’s not talking about sugar.

REPULSION

Polanski has warned you – don’t buy the loaf.

ZABRISKIE POINT

Stick it to the Man by fucking in the desert…

BBC EARTH – NATURE’S MOST AMAZING EVENTS

Give your Blu-ray player some heavy lifting.

VIVA KNIEVEL!

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