I’m just going to say this up front. Will Ferrell is not funny.

You Can Count On Me is not the sort of film that you sit back and evaluate. The fact that it is brilliant is obvious. It’s the sort of film that should be used to evaluate you.

The Dying Animal is a strong novel, not because it points out that we fuck and die…

How many screenwriters were needed for this?
Four. An additional three were required for the story idea.

Zoolander, you’re serious? If they spent more than twelve dollars total on this film they got ripped off.

That pretty much captures the essence of the film. Violence, conflict, lust and those ebullient bodily fluids running out of their containers.

It has come to my attention that at least one Hollywood bigshot, celebrity type read one of my reviews and was got all pissy. I won’t say who it was, other than to say that he or she is involved with Zero Effect in an important way.

The only way to enjoy ZARDOZ is to watch it and keep repeating to yourself, ’someone MADE this. Someone MADE this”

I am not kidding, dear readers — the black woman three rows ahead of me never stopped talking.

Read the book.