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YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
You Can Count On Me is not the sort of film that you sit back and evaluate. The fact that it is brilliant is obvious. It’s the sort of film that should be used to evaluate you.
THE DYING ANIMAL – PHILIP ROTH
The Dying Animal is a strong novel, not because it points out that we fuck and die…
ANACONDAS
How many screenwriters were needed for this?
Four. An additional three were required for the story idea.
ZOOLANDER
Zoolander, you’re serious? If they spent more than twelve dollars total on this film they got ripped off.
AMORES PERROS
That pretty much captures the essence of the film. Violence, conflict, lust and those ebullient bodily fluids running out of their containers.
ZERO EFFECT
It has come to my attention that at least one Hollywood bigshot, celebrity type read one of my reviews and was got all pissy. I won’t say who it was, other than to say that he or she is involved with Zero Effect in an important way.
ZARDOZ
The only way to enjoy ZARDOZ is to watch it and keep repeating to yourself, ’someone MADE this. Someone MADE this”
AMITYVILLE HORROR, THE (2005)
I am not kidding, dear readers — the black woman three rows ahead of me never stopped talking.
