CATWOMAN

I knew I was in for an unprecedented summer crapfest when I encountered a goddamn retard before ever setting foot in the theater.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

So there we have it: Spielberg puts on a good show. But is he an artist? I have never thought so…

CARLITO S WAY

If it was my movie, it would have been Kleinfeld’s Way

LES CARABINIERS

Fireworks are supposed to be brilliant and glorious, but these look like explosions of mud.

CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS

Halfway through Capturing The Friedmans I was thinking that the opening line to my impending review would be, “And you’re surprised Kafka was a Jew.” But then director Andrew Jarecki turned the tables on me. Almost completely. Instead of leaving me with a clear idea of what to think and believe, Jarecki (thankfully) left me […]

CABIN FEVER

There are two lessons that one can take from the deliriously goofy Cabin Fever, one of which is that hillbillies are destined to take over the world.

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT

I think some prop department has a Cramps poster and they break it out whenever some kid is supposed to be “alternative,”

BUFFALO SOLDIERS

Buffalo Soldiers is a uniquely terrible movie.

BUBBLE

A work of such deceptive simplicity and self-assurance that it makes even the commonplace appear fresh and exciting.

BUBBA HO TEP

Elvis lives, but his pecker does not.