X CHANGEPelham

X Change is a classic example of an under-funded, under-written film that could have been great if the people involved would have cared just a bit more.

EYE OF THE TIGER

The bigger the teeth, the mightier the cock.

SCOOBY DOO

Freddie Prinz Jr. is retarded

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (2005)

I am not kidding, dear readers — the black woman three rows ahead of me never stopped talking.

GERRY

Maybe Matt Damon deserved that Oscar.

THE ASSASSINATION OF RICHARD NIXON

In 1974, Samuel Bicke (Sean Penn) took a gun to the Baltimore-Washington Airport with the intent of hijacking a plane, crashing it into the White House, and killing President Nixon.

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR

You can read all about what’s wrong with the plot of the movie on countless other websites, and rest assured it is retarded.

ROAST SEAN HANNITY ALIVE!

The words were brief and fleeting, but I’ll eat my own ass if I didn’t hear them

GODZILLA 2000

We’re pretty sure it wasn’t Kubrick

X2 – X MEN UNITED

X2 wasn’t bad per se. In fact, it sort of wasn’t anything. It just wasn’t.