THE BEST FILM EVER MADE ABOUT…

Everything a married couple experiences during the average evening: lies, recriminations, pettiness, alcohol abuse, adultery, and…

CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2004

Zach Braff’s stupefying swill pissed me off more than any theatrical experience all year, so it firmly holds the top spot.

STAR WARS: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE CLONES

Stiff acting, corny love story and out of control computer graphics aside, Attack Of the Clones is a decent Star Wars movie.

CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2004

Matt Cale on the year in movies.

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13

The creative minds of Hollywood strike again.

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE

This might be the first and only puppet show that will actually benefit the Republican party, if only indirectly and accidentally.

THE ASSASSINATION OF RICHARD NIXON

In 1974, Samuel Bicke (Sean Penn) took a gun to the Baltimore-Washington Airport with the intent of hijacking a plane, crashing it into the White House, and killing President Nixon.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS – THE TWO TOWERS

Jonny is a big nerd | As my friend Phil said as we walked out of the theater, “I can’t believe other people watch this and then go off and make The Wedding Planner“. Indeed. What Peter Jackson has done is nothing short of miraculous. Any shortcomings the movies have are Tolkein’s fault, not Jackson’s. Sacrilege […]

THE ASSASSINATION BUREAU

Special props are due to Oliver Reed for holding the whole film together. First of all, Reed is one of our heroes here at Ruthless…

TERMINATOR 3 RISE OF THE MACHINES

You do not need to use computer effects to simulate the melting of the head of a plastic mannequin! Just fucking melt it!