EYE OF THE TIGER

The bigger the teeth, the mightier the cock.

STEEL DAWN

Tagline: He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword. Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence: Patrick Swayze stands on his head for freedom. Homoeroticism: Swayze always did his best to cater to the leathercrowd, and he tips his cap once again to those whoneed to see him in […]

GLADIATOR

I got so carried away with the ridiculousness of Gladiator winning the Academy Award that I forgot how good it really is.

GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING

Another Movie Review!

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

I’m actually sort of speechless.

GIGLI

I want to die.

GHOST WORLD

So funny yet so sad that you feel guilty about your laughter.

UNDISCOVERED

Matt Cale and the Shithouse

THE GETAWAY

Steve McQueen stars as Doc McCoy, a con who just can’t take being locked up anymore, especially after the parole board rejects him.

HOSTEL

Would you pay $25,000 to torture and kill an American? Itís an intriguing question, and one made that much more pointed given that most of the world would gleefully answer in the affirmative.