THE AVIATOR

While a large part of me mourns the loss of the more “personal” Scorsese from decades past, the transition has done nothing to diminish his storytelling ability…

AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER

There are diamond mines in South Africa. There are coalmines in Pennsylvania. Salt mines in Utah. Apparently, there are crap-mines in Hollywood.

AUDITION

My girlfriend and I agreed that this was the best of the three movies we watched last night. Now, the other two movies were Kung Pow; Enter the Fist and Death to Smoochy, but they could have been much better movies and Audition would still have been the best of the three.

THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY

– Hitchcock is one of cinema’s great misanthropes, perhaps the greatest.

STARSHIP TROOPERS

Beverly Hills 90210 crossed with Robocop = rad!

SYLVIA

Even though Gwyneth Paltrow once fucked Ben Affleck, Matt Cale went and saw this movie.

SYMPATHY FOR MR. VENGEANCE

Darkest of the Dark

STRAY DOG: KERBEROS PANZER COPS

Snore.

SAVED!

Hollywood should read some Nietzsche.

SCOOBY DOO

Freddie Prinz Jr. is retarded