NO DEAD HEROES

Crazed KGB agent brainwashes Green Beret; hundreds perish.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

There’s nothing particularly frightening about George Romero’s 1968 classic about zombies run amok, but I liked it just the same.

NEXT OF KIN

So just to be clear, this guy was killed when hounds chased him into a bus full of snakes.

NEW YORK MINUTE

I had a feeling McDonald’s would eventually lead me to the Olsen Twins

NEVER DIE ALONE

Any film that ends with Nashville’s Henry Gibson shoving rapper DMX into a cremation oven can’t be all bad…

NETWORK

I don’t believe a better script has ever been penned.

NED KELLY

Hero, drunk or both?

NAVY SEALS

Oooooooh! Navy SEALS!

THE NAVIGATORS

We love Ken Loach

NATIONAL TREASURE

John Turteltaub, director of such unsung masterpieces as 3 Ninjas and Disney’s The Kid, is surely not to blame for the failings…