S.W.A.T

C.R.A.P.

WRONG TURN

Given what we’ve seen of West Virginia natives Jessica Lynch and Abu Ghraib nitwit Lynndie England, this film might as well be a documentary.

CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2002

Matt Cale and the movies!

THE BEST FILM EVER MADE ABOUT…

Everything a married couple experiences during the average evening: lies, recriminations, pettiness, alcohol abuse, adultery, and…

CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2004

Zach Braff’s stupefying swill pissed me off more than any theatrical experience all year, so it firmly holds the top spot.

STAR WARS: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE CLONES

Stiff acting, corny love story and out of control computer graphics aside, Attack Of the Clones is a decent Star Wars movie.

CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2004

Matt Cale on the year in movies.

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13

The creative minds of Hollywood strike again.

TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE

This might be the first and only puppet show that will actually benefit the Republican party, if only indirectly and accidentally.

THE ASSASSINATION OF RICHARD NIXON

In 1974, Samuel Bicke (Sean Penn) took a gun to the Baltimore-Washington Airport with the intent of hijacking a plane, crashing it into the White House, and killing President Nixon.