AMERICAN PSYCHO

Read the book.

AMERICA’S HEART & SOUL

Is dull

ALONE IN THE DARK

No, not Tara Reid’s brain…

ALMOST FAMOUS

Show me the fucking door.

ALL THE REAL GIRLS

Retard fuck-fest

ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU

The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids.

TOP GUN

Sweaty young studs fly planes, shower together.

ALIENS (1986)

Bitches man, bitches.

GODZILLA (1954)

A metaphor.

GODSEND

My how the mighty tumble. What on earth is going on with Robert De Niro?