SYMPATHY FOR MR. VENGEANCE

Darkest of the Dark

STRAY DOG: KERBEROS PANZER COPS

Snore.

SAVED!

Hollywood should read some Nietzsche.

SCOOBY DOO

Freddie Prinz Jr. is retarded

SPIDERMAN 2

Too much Man, not enough Spider.

S.W.A.T

C.R.A.P.

WRONG TURN

Given what we’ve seen of West Virginia natives Jessica Lynch and Abu Ghraib nitwit Lynndie England, this film might as well be a documentary.

CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2002

Matt Cale and the movies!

THE BEST FILM EVER MADE ABOUT…

Everything a married couple experiences during the average evening: lies, recriminations, pettiness, alcohol abuse, adultery, and…

CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2004

Zach Braff’s stupefying swill pissed me off more than any theatrical experience all year, so it firmly holds the top spot.