X CHANGEPelham

X Change is a classic example of an under-funded, under-written film that could have been great if the people involved would have cared just a bit more.

X2 – X MEN UNITED

X2 wasn’t bad per se. In fact, it sort of wasn’t anything. It just wasn’t.

ANGEL HEART

Often it comes as a shock to us that our perceptions change over time. More specifically, our tastes in what we consume pop culture-wise do shift…

ANCHORMAN

I’m just going to say this up front. Will Ferrell is not funny.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

You Can Count On Me is not the sort of film that you sit back and evaluate. The fact that it is brilliant is obvious. It’s the sort of film that should be used to evaluate you.

THE DYING ANIMAL – PHILIP ROTH

The Dying Animal is a strong novel, not because it points out that we fuck and die…

ANACONDAS

How many screenwriters were needed for this?
Four. An additional three were required for the story idea.

ZOOLANDER

Zoolander, you’re serious? If they spent more than twelve dollars total on this film they got ripped off.

AMORES PERROS

That pretty much captures the essence of the film. Violence, conflict, lust and those ebullient bodily fluids running out of their containers.

ZERO EFFECT

It has come to my attention that at least one Hollywood bigshot, celebrity type read one of my reviews and was got all pissy. I won’t say who it was, other than to say that he or she is involved with Zero Effect in an important way.