Even though Gwyneth Paltrow once fucked Ben Affleck, Matt Cale went and saw this movie.

Darkest of the Dark

Snore.

Freddie Prinz Jr. is retarded

Too much Man, not enough Spider.

C.R.A.P.

Given what we’ve seen of West Virginia natives Jessica Lynch and Abu Ghraib nitwit Lynndie England, this film might as well be a documentary.