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ALIENS (1986)

March 7, 2006 by

Bitches man, bitches.

GODZILLA (1954)

March 7, 2006 by

A metaphor.

GODSEND

March 7, 2006 by

My how the mighty tumble. What on earth is going on with Robert De Niro?

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR

March 7, 2006 by

You can read all about what’s wrong with the plot of the movie on countless other websites, and rest assured it is retarded.

THE YES MEN

March 7, 2006 by

The Yes Men is not so much a great documentary as a great idea.

Alien

March 7, 2006 by

Truly awesome from beginning to end.

ALI

March 7, 2006 by

The funniest thing I heard about this movie was that Will Smith blamed Michael Mann for it’s commercial failure, which would be kind of like Dan Quayle blaming Pappa Bush for their loss to Clinton/Gore.

Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN

March 7, 2006 by

I feel like an idiot.

THE THING

March 7, 2006 by

Kurt Russell and his hat burn several aliens dead.

THE GODFATHER PART II

March 7, 2006 by

There are three things in this life that I can recommend without the slightest bit of hesitation: finding a job that requires minimal effort, finding a spouse that can engage in spirited conversation, and, perhaps above all, watching The Godfather Part II on the big screen as it was intended.