A film so appallingly ridiculous on its face that it should come as no surprise that it survives its journey from madness to sublime entertainment fully intact.

Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

Beautiful boredom…

A welcome antidote to the exploding tits of summer.

You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!

Relatively sane film from Japan. And a very good one.

A good, straight up action/horror flick that has no connection to comic books.

First-person horror done right.

Erich reviews an obscure documentary from 9 years ago that is relevant to no one except him because it is about a murder at his high school. We are considering staging an intervention, except we kind of hope he dies.