Category: Movies
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Thelma (2017)
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Read more: Thelma (2017)Synopsis: A latent lezzer with peculiar mental powers wants a girlfriend. What does it matter if her target isn’t a rug muncher? Director: Joachim Trier Cast: Eili Harboe, Kaya Wilkins, Henrik Rafaelsen, Ellen Dorrit Petersen Like a fair few blokes, I shamelessly employ double standards when it comes to homosexuality. I’m none too keen on…
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Wolf Hound (2022)
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Read more: Wolf Hound (2022)Wolf Hound is a WW2 movie that showcases some of the “dirty fighting” of the Jew-hating Nazis in the latter stages of the world’s greatest war. You see, the Germans would rehab shot-down Allied planes and then masquerading as Allied aircraft, ambush and shoot down the American and RAF planes. There was an ultimate “Mad…
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Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 48
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Read more: Memorable Movie Scenes: Part 48Movie: The Big Lebowski The Big Lebowski Is one of the funniest and most unique comedies ever made. The characters are as memorable as they are hilarious; as are the outrageous scenes that involve the familiar stable of favorite actors that the Coen’s always manage to assemble. John Goodman is superior as Walter, the unhinged…
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The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976)
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Read more: The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976)Synopsis: “This is my house.” Director: Nicolas Gessner Cast: Jodie Foster, Martin Sheen, Alexis Smith, Mort Shuman, Scott Jacoby In 1991 Jodie Foster picked up her second Oscar, apparently poised to have one of the most glorious movie careers of all time. Instead, her post-Lambs output collapsed into mediocrity. The rot set in straightaway with…
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Argylle: The Cat in the Pack
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Read more: Argylle: The Cat in the PackThere are many right and wrong ways to write a screenplay. Here is the way Argylle was probably written, complete with director’s notes (in this case, Matthew Vaughn or MV here) and SPOILERS. Title: Not Another Kingsman Movie. MV: I see what you did there. We’re doing another quasi-spoof spy movie that isn’t Kingsman. Har-har.…
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Aguirre Der Zorn Gottes
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Read more: Aguirre Der Zorn GottesWritten and Directed by Werner Herzog Starring: – Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre – Helena Rojo as Inez – Del Negro as Brother Gaspar de Carvajal – Ruy Guerra as Don Pedro de Ursua – Peter Berling as Don Fernando de Guzman Watching Aguirre: Wrath of God you realize that Apocalypse Now is…
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Simon Birch
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Read more: Simon BirchDon’t lecture me at the movies. Dwarfism arguably the surest sign we have for an unloving, merciless god. To afflict any human being with a litany of curses – from the puffy chest, to the sausage-like fingers, to the unmistakable teetering walk of a Weeble.
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Every Predator Movie: Is too much of a good thing a bad thing?
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Read more: Every Predator Movie: Is too much of a good thing a bad thing?I love Predator. But do I love him after watching all 5 movies in a row?
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Funny Fuckers
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Read more: Funny FuckersHumour is built on cruelty. At least, the funny stuff is. I can give you two childhood examples. I had a couple of mates called Plow and Meg. Plow was a strange lad, skinny as rake with a mass of curly hair and about as likely to get a girlfriend as a piss-stained lamppost. He…
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Nefarious
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Read more: NefariousAs a cinematic masochist, I will always be interested in any under-the-radar, high-concept thriller with an intriguing hook or gimmick. At best, you might discover an overlooked gem, but at worst you’ll probably still have fun at the expense of something terrible. I’m also a sucker for a movie with basically one location and only…