This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Film Title

This Is Spinal Tap

Synopsis

A fine line between clever and stupid

Director

Rob Reiner

Cast

Rob Reiner
Christopher Guest
Michael McKean
Tony Hendra
Bruno Kirby
Ed Begley Jr.

I often argue movies are made-up nonsense that have no effect on me. Like a lot of things I say, I’m probably on dodgy ground. Consider Spinal Tap. Good grief, the first watch was a minor revelation. Up until its chastening, palate-cleansing introduction in my mid-twenties, heavy metal could do little wrong. That’s why I […]

Concessions (2022)

Film Title

Concessions

Synopsis

A short film about the reflections on a closing theater

Director

Mas Bouzidi

Cast

Rob Riordan
Jonathan Price
Mas Bouzidi
Olive Ryan

It is not news to anyone that brick and mortar everything has been on the ropes for years. The covid pandemic was just another gut punch to retail and nothing was hit much harder than the cinema movie houses. Multi-screened theaters are going the way of the drive-in movie and the shopping mall. The competition […]

Christine (1983)

Film Title

Christine

Synopsis

A creepy boy buys a possessed 1958 Plymouth Fury that loves to kill

Director

John Carpenter

Cast

Keith Jordan
Harry Dean Stanton
John Stockwell
Alexandra Paul
Robert Prosky

I have three gods in my pantheon: Jim, Jimi and Herman. (That is, for those of you that are not American: Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and Herman Brood.) All pantheons all need a degree of lesser gods, so there are: Stephen King, Freddy Mercury, Bobby Fischer, Ronnie O’Sullivan, Elon Musk [EDITOR’S NOTE: What is wrong […]

Armageddon Time

Film Title

Armageddon Time

Synopsis

A boring and pointless coming of age story

Director

James Gray

Cast

Anne Hathaway
Anthony Hopkins
Banks Repeta
Jeremy Strong
Andrew Polk
Tova Feldshuh

“Armageddon Time” – What was I saying? The IMDb synopsis of Armageddon Time is “A deeply personal coming-of-age story about the strength of family and the generational pursuit of the American Dream.” The movie poster for Armageddon Time features the tagline “The end of an era. The beginning of everything.” Such grandiose statements sound like […]

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

Film Title

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

Synopsis

You’re right, no human being would stack books like that

Director

Josh Gordon/Will Speck

Cast

Constance Wu
Bardem Javier
Scoot McNairy
Shawn Mendes
Winslow Fegley

“Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile” – You’re right, no human being would stack books like that. Raise your hand if you’ve heard of the children’s book Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile. Okay…raise your hand if you’ve heard of the upcoming film of the same title. Ummm…raise your hand just so I know you are still conscious. Phew! You had […]

Don’t Worry Darling

Film Title

Don't Worry Darling

Synopsis

A housewife becomes suspicious of a utopian community experiment

Director

Olivia Wilde

Cast

Florence Pugh
Chris Pine
Harry Styles
Olivia Wilde
Kiki Layne

“Don’t Worry Darling” – Is dinner ready yet? Don’t Worry Darling is exactly the kind of movie that drove me to writing movie reviews. It’s a movie that is decent to watch the first time, but whose story immediately crumbles to dust upon even the slightest bit of scrutiny. It continues to astound and confound […]

Miami Connection

Film Title

Miami Connection

Synopsis

A martial arts rock band goes Ninja against a motocycle gang

Director

Woo-sang Park

Cast

Y.K. Kim
Vincent Hirsch
Joseph Diamond
Maurice Smith
Kathy Collier
William Ergle

Tagline: Survival the ultimate test… (This is the only one I could find, and it means fuck all in the context of the movie) Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Karate kids KO cocaine cowboys. Homoeroticism: The boys of Dragon Sound, the Taekwondo team / 80s pop band that serves as […]

The Exorcist: Theatrical or Extended Cut?

Film Title

The Exorcist

Synopsis

A teen-aged girl is possessed by a clever demon

Director

William Friedkin

Cast

Linda Blair
Ellen Burstyn
Max Von Sydow
Lee J. Cobb
Jason Miller
William O'Malley

Considering that he also made The French Connection and To Live and Die in LA before and since, quite why William Friedkin continued to appear at speaking engagements featuring The Exorcist, decades after the fact, is a matter of trivia that perplexed me without spurring a thirst for answers. I devoured the extras and featurettes, […]

Pearl (2022)

Film Title

Pearl

Synopsis

What’s wrong with Texas? Everything

Director

Ti West

Cast

David Corenswet
Mia Goth
Emma Jenkins-Purro
Alistair Sewell
Matthew Sunderland
Tandi Wright

“Pearl” – Houston, we have a problem. When I walked out of the theater after watching Pearl, my initial response to “what did you think?” was “I was bored.” What I couldn’t articulate at the time was why I found the film boring. On the drive home, my thoughts kept circling around the fact that […]

Duel In The Sun (1946)

Film Title

Duel in the Sun

Synopsis

A hot Pearl Chavez is torn between two very different brothers

Director

King Vidor Otto Brower William Dieterle

Cast

Jennifer Jones as Pearl Chavez
Joseph Cotten as Jesse McCanles
Gregory Peck as Lewton "Lewt" McCanles
Lionel Barrymore as Senator Jackson McCanles
Herbert Marshall as Scott Chavez
Lillian Gish as Laura Belle McCanles
Walter Huston as Jubal Crabbe, The Sinkiller
Charles Bickford as Sam Pierce
Harry Carey as Lem Smoot
Charles Dingle as Sheriff Hardy
Sidney Blackmer as The "Lover" of Mrs. Chavez
Butterfly McQueen as Vashti
Otto Kruger as Mr. Langford

David O. Selznick wanted another big blockbuster like Gone With the Wind. He had room for plenty more Oscars on the ego shelf where his awards were available for all to ”ooh and aah” and offer praise like, ”You did a hell of a job on that one, Mister Selznick”. There for all to see, […]