I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Film Title

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Synopsis

A woman who is missing reappears, unfortunately for anyone who watched this film

Director

Chris Sivertson

Cast

Bonnie Aarons
Lindsay Lohan
MIchael Adler
Julia Ormond
Neil McDonough

It’s about time you resurrect the Shithouse. Whats this one about? Lindsay Lohan, playing both Aubrey and Dakota, is kidnapped, gagged, tortured, and mutilated, losing a hand and leg in the process. Shes found, sent to a hospital, then followed by the FBI, and before long, shes in a graveyard digging up herself. Wait a […]

Frankie & Alice

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Unlucky Charms

Hot, big-titted chicks with boogers in their noses.

Trail of Blood

A man camps. A man dies. It’s science.

Foodfight!

Nazis, consumerism, and penguins with tits…Thank God it’s a children’s movie.

Mother

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Age of Dinosaurs

At last, the Robot Monster of Jurassic Park movies. Starring Treat Williams!

The Black Dahlia Haunting

The world’s least interesting ghost, ladies and gentlemen.

American Lowrider

Hey, did you know that Mexicans hate Guatemalans?

A Talking Cat!?!

Film Title

A Talking Cat!?!

Synopsis

A cat talks.

Director

David DeCoteau

Cast

Johnny Whitaker, Kristine DeBell, Justin Cone, Janis Peebles, Alison Sieke, Daniel Dannas, "Squeaky", and the voice of Eric Roberts

A talking cat.