Oh boy, this is it. For decades I have fantasized about a movie that could be half as bad as some of Coleman Francis’s stinkers like The Beast Of Yucca Flats. Only for all the acting to be as spectacular as that of Tor Johnson, and a monster as convincing of the one in The […]
Film TitleTeenagers From Outer Space
35 year-old teenagers squabble about killing all humanity with giant lobsters
Harvey B. Dunn
Film TitleI Know Who Killed Me (2007)
A woman who is missing reappears, unfortunately for anyone who watched this film
It’s about time you resurrect the Shithouse. Whats this one about? Lindsay Lohan, playing both Aubrey and Dakota, is kidnapped, gagged, tortured, and mutilated, losing a hand and leg in the process. Shes found, sent to a hospital, then followed by the FBI, and before long, shes in a graveyard digging up herself. Wait a […]
At last: Halle Berry plays a Southern white woman who hates Jews.
Hot, big-titted chicks with boogers in their noses.
A man camps. A man dies. It’s science.
Nazis, consumerism, and penguins with tits…Thank God it’s a children’s movie.
I’m being cyberbullied…by my mother. I don’t know whether to OMG or LMFAO.
At last, the Robot Monster of Jurassic Park movies. Starring Treat Williams!
The world’s least interesting ghost, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, did you know that Mexicans hate Guatemalans?