Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)

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Teenagers From Outer Space


35 year-old teenagers squabble about killing all humanity with giant lobsters


Tom Graeff


David Love
Dawn Bender
Bryant Grant
Harvey B. Dunn
Tom Graeff
King Moody

Oh boy, this is it. For decades I have fantasized about a movie that could be half as bad as some of Coleman Francis’s stinkers like The Beast Of Yucca Flats. Only for all the acting to be as spectacular as that of Tor Johnson, and a monster as convincing of the one in The […]

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

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I Know Who Killed Me (2007)


A woman who is missing reappears, unfortunately for anyone who watched this film


Chris Sivertson


Bonnie Aarons
Lindsay Lohan
MIchael Adler
Julia Ormond
Neil McDonough

It’s about time you resurrect the Shithouse. Whats this one about? Lindsay Lohan, playing both Aubrey and Dakota, is kidnapped, gagged, tortured, and mutilated, losing a hand and leg in the process. Shes found, sent to a hospital, then followed by the FBI, and before long, shes in a graveyard digging up herself. Wait a […]

Frankie & Alice

At last: Halle Berry plays a Southern white woman who hates Jews.

Unlucky Charms

Hot, big-titted chicks with boogers in their noses.

Trail of Blood

A man camps. A man dies. It’s science.


Nazis, consumerism, and penguins with tits…Thank God it’s a children’s movie.


I’m being cyberbullied…by my mother. I don’t know whether to OMG or LMFAO.

Age of Dinosaurs

At last, the Robot Monster of Jurassic Park movies. Starring Treat Williams!

The Black Dahlia Haunting

The world’s least interesting ghost, ladies and gentlemen.

American Lowrider

Hey, did you know that Mexicans hate Guatemalans?