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Crank 2: High Voltage
Tough Englishman must keep himself alive by repeatedly shocking himself, all while finding the man who stole his heart. Just like Macbeth.
April 21, 2009
SUSPIRIA
What the fuck? I mean, what the fuck?According to numerous sources, it’s Dario Argento’s horror masterpiece. So why was ...
November 25, 2008
TWILIGHT
First of all, what the fuck were you doing at a vampire movie for tweens? Tween girls no less?While ...
November 23, 2008
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
As much as I wanted this to be The Double Life of Veronique, I couldn’t imagine Krzysztof Kieslowski resorting to owl hallucinations…
January 26, 2008
BLOODRAYNE
While jailed, Rayne is seduced by Sebastian and though she wants to bite his neck, he convinces her to make out first, which then turns into a wild humping session.
February 2, 2007
DEATH WISH V THE FACE OF DEATH
Bronson loses umpteenth love interest, resumes human slaughter.
January 31, 2007
13 GOING ON 30
Hell, the young actress who played her as a 13-year-old had nicer jugs.
March 11, 2006
