Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

Holy shit, Brandy has AIDS!

The Marine 3: Homefront

Hating the rich will only get you good and dead.

Piranha 3DD

Killer fish. And tits. BIG tits.

Ooga Booga

If D.W. Griffith had lived to make CHILD’S PLAY…

The Preacher’s Daughter

Jesus wants you wet.

Pegasus vs Chimera

Absolute crap bores absolutely.

Mariachi Gringo

Naturally, a return to the Shithouse takes me to Mexico.

Crank 2: High Voltage

Tough Englishman must keep himself alive by repeatedly shocking himself, all while finding the man who stole his heart. Just like Macbeth.

SUSPIRIA

What the fuck? I mean, what the fuck? According to numerous sources, it’s Dario Argento’s horror masterpiece. So why was I laughing? And checking my watch? Or spending half the time in the kitchen hunting for potato chips? From where I sit, it’s an allegory for the Allied liberation of Europe during World War II. […]

TWILIGHT

First of all, what the fuck were you doing at a vampire movie for tweens? Tween girls no less? While I have no interest in vampires and hadn’t even heard of the book until a few months ago, rumors were circulating that at some midnight screenings, teenage girls were dressing like whores, screaming like banshees, […]