The worst movie ever made. Except for PRECIOUS. That shit’s much worse.
Holy shit, Brandy has AIDS!
Hating the rich will only get you good and dead.
Killer fish. And tits. BIG tits.
Absolute crap bores absolutely.
Tough Englishman must keep himself alive by repeatedly shocking himself, all while finding the man who stole his heart. Just like Macbeth.
What the fuck? I mean, what the fuck? According to numerous sources, it’s Dario Argento’s horror masterpiece. So why was I laughing? And checking my watch? Or spending half the time in the kitchen hunting for potato chips? From where I sit, it’s an allegory for the Allied liberation of Europe during World War II. […]