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The 10 Most Ridiculous 90s Hip Hop Album Covers In L. Ron Mexico’s CD Collection

by L. Ron Mexico May 5, 2013

That’s right, these are the College Boyz and they came to say / they rap hot rhymes like every day. The best thing about this album cover is not the flat tops, the denim shirts, or the guy wearing a high school track and field medal, it’s…

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Put Motley Crue In The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

by Chester April 29, 2013

If Shout was the last thing they did before say, dying in a spectacular four seater Ferrari crash following their appearance at the U.S. Festival in 1983, the members of Motley Crue would be undisputed legends. But…

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KISS – Monster (Music Review)

by Matt Cale February 14, 2013

Ever since I can remember, I’ve wanted to be buried in a KISS coffin. Depending on mood or the state of my ever-deepening virginity, said burial need not have occurred post-mortem, and more often than not, I simply wanted the damned thing around as a reminder of where I could be if the fates remained hardened and unkind.

BIG MONEY RUSTLAS

by Plexico Gingrich August 27, 2010

Writing a review of an ICP movie, which is obviously a representation of the world of Juggalos, is like writing a review of sombody’s asshole. Say, the asshole of a co-worker…

KISS – SONIC BOOM

by Matt Cale October 9, 2009

Those wacky Jews in face paint are at it again….

RANCID: LET THE DOMINOES FALL

by Chester August 14, 2009

To this particular critic, now in his mid-30′s and listening to like six new records a year, LTDF is a helluva solid comeback.

GREAT WHITE ROCKS IOWA

by Chester June 1, 2009

Great White plays My Waterloo Days 2009

THE MISUNDERSTOOD: VANILLA ICE AND ICE ICE BABY

by Plexico Gingrich April 5, 2009

Let me lay the ground work for this. When Vanilla Ice broke, I hated the fucker. As a budding Hessian, mortally terrified of the dance floor and in search of a youthful affiliation, Vanilla Ice and all rappers of the day were a legion of mongoloid villains. They served a purpose, however, as the more [...]

Five Great Songs About Suicide: The Metal Years

by Matt Cale March 10, 2009

Song: Who’s to Blame Artist: Sacred Reich Year: 1990 Key Lyric: “Oh my God it’s Jonny…Hanging by his neck…All those metal albums…Have led him to his death.” The Bottom Line: A typical tale of alienated youth and generational miscommunication, Jonny can’t talk to mom, dad is likely abusive, and everywhere he turns, he’s tormented to [...]

JUDAS PRIEST – RAM IT DOWN

by Matt Cale December 27, 2008

There’s war in the streets, baby, and you’d better be armed. Armed and fabulous, if you catch my drift.