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NOMEANSNO ALL ROADS LEAD TO AUSFAHRT

It usually takes me about a year to digest a NMN album. This one was no different, although I still have big problems with certain aspects.

By Erich Schulte: July 6, 2007
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QUIET RIOT – IOWA STATE FAIR

QR had all the answers I needed. Fuck my times tables

By Chester: June 9, 2007
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NOMEANSNO DANCE OF THE HEADLESS BOURGEOISIE

Nomeansno are the bestest band in the whole wide world.

By Erich Schulte: June 9, 2007
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TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

No doubt cursing Jesus for not giving him enough money to record a decent album.

By Mike von Hobart: June 9, 2007
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TYPE O NEGATIVE W CELTIC FROST – THE VENTURA THEATER

Long gone are the days when you could show at a Type O concert and find an honest crowd of respectable heshers and skinheads.

By Mike von Hobart: April 24, 2007
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DEATH BREATH – STINKING UP THE NIGHT

the lyrics are the funniest I’ve read in a long time. How can you go wrong with titles like…

By Mike von Hobart: March 27, 2007
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DIMMU BORGIR – IN SORTE DIABOLI

How many of your hard-earned dollars will go toward Galder’s latest melted-crayon shirt?

By Mike von Hobart: March 23, 2007
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THE COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINERS OLIDOUS OPERETTAS

These assholes almost sent me to the slab out of sheer boredom.

By Mike von Hobart: February 13, 2007
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10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

This is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.

By Matt Cale: February 11, 2007
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10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980’s

It takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:

By Matt Cale: February 11, 2007