Music

DIMMU BORGIR – IN SORTE DIABOLI

by Mike von Hobart March 23, 2007

How many of your hard-earned dollars will go toward Galder’s latest melted-crayon shirt?

by Mike von Hobart February 13, 2007

These assholes almost sent me to the slab out of sheer boredom.

by Larry Hubbard February 11, 2007

This is one fucker who would surely fell the Kraken.

by Larry Hubbard February 11, 2007

It takes big, sweaty, vein-laden balls to release the most offensive cover song in the history of music, but here it is:

by Mike von Hobart January 13, 2007

The rest of the CD drags its ass around like a worm-ridden hyena on a hot afternoon.

by Mike von Hobart January 13, 2007

Heaven Shall Burn is the pinnacle of black metal in many ways. This album is just simply fucking hellish.

by Mike von Hobart January 13, 2007

I’m a private language instructor; so happily, I have very little contact with urchins. They like me, I avoid them…

by Mike von Hobart November 4, 2006

The Real McKenzies are from Vancouver, BC, otherwise known as Canada, otherwise known as an irrelevant expanse of largely uninhabitable land…

by Mike von Hobart November 4, 2006

It’s all about what grim conditioner you’re lathering your locks with in the morning.

by Mike von Hobart October 22, 2006

It sounds as if he’s laboring through a crippling, cramp-racked, 46 minute bowel obstruction the likes of which no other human being has endured.