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SUFFOCATION: SELF TITLED

by Plexico Gingrich October 22, 2006

Frankly, I’m tired of talking about how good this band is.

BOB DYLAN MODERN TIMES

by Larry Hubbard August 31, 2006

There are numerous objections leveled at Bob Dylan, the most annoying being that his voice — nasal, whiny, now grizzled with age — does everything but actually sing…

DISSECTION – REINKAOS

by Mike von Hobart August 29, 2006

The child in me is now dead. Reinkaos is officially the most disgraceful display of spiritless has-beenism I’ve ever had the misfortune of suffering through.

10 WORST METAL ALBUMS OF THE 1980S

by Larry Hubbard August 10, 2006

Bath tubs, towels, and assorted bikinis.

OPETH – DELIVERANCE

by Jonny Lieberman July 28, 2006

Truly evil, and it sounds great.

OPETH – BLACKWATER PARK

by Jonny Lieberman July 28, 2006

Opeth has nothing to do with the blues. Opeth has nothing to do with rock. In fact, they have nothing to do with Scandinavian Death/Doom Metal

OPETH – STILL LIFE

by Jonny Lieberman July 28, 2006

Writing any sort of objective review of this or any other of Opeth’s four albums is a Herculean task.

TOP 10 UGLIEST MEN IN HEAVY METAL HISTORY

by Larry Hubbard July 26, 2006

During the Decade when Pussy was Free if you could Sweep Pick Power Chords, these Sad Fucks Drank Alone.

LIFE ON PLANET ROCK

by Larry Hubbard July 19, 2006

Don’t spend under $50 for a love doll

BLOODBATH – NIGHTMARES MADE FLESH

by Mike von Hobart July 3, 2006

After hearing the single, “Eaten”, from Nightmares Made Flesh, I decided then and there that I didn’t need to hear any more of Bloodbath.