I’d actually given Lucy Lui’s ass a separate credit. It gets more screen time than Bill Murray, so I think the credit is warranted.

I knew I was in for an unprecedented summer crapfest when I encountered a goddamn retard before ever setting foot in the theater.

So there we have it: Spielberg puts on a good show. But is he an artist? I have never thought so…

If it was my movie, it would have been Kleinfeld’s Way

Fireworks are supposed to be brilliant and glorious, but these look like explosions of mud.

There are two lessons that one can take from the deliriously goofy Cabin Fever, one of which is that hillbillies are destined to take over the world.

I think some prop department has a Cramps poster and they break it out whenever some kid is supposed to be “alternative,”

Buffalo Soldiers is a uniquely terrible movie.

A work of such deceptive simplicity and self-assurance that it makes even the commonplace appear fresh and exciting.