Erich loves sushi…

Every guy worth his papaya-like nutsack remembers his first porn experience, and mine left me reeling.

‘Military justice’ about says it all.

Historical accuracy brought to you by the screenwriter of Pearl Harbor.

It cannot be uttered enough — Mississippi needs a large shipment of smallpox to eradicate its subhuman population.

It’s much more like a punk rock anthem than a doctoral dissertation, so it doesn’t really matter if the details and nuances are right.

I’ll tell you this much, I enjoyed The Bourne Supremacy a hell of a lot more than I thought I would.

First and foremost, I don’t even believe that Julie Stiles can find France on a map, let alone single handedly run the Paris bureau of the CIA.

If you are scrubbing the dinner dishes in the same place where grandma vomited what remained of her charred lung, you are excused from civilization’s table.

Reactionary vigilantism breathes new, retarded life.