As far as I can tell, the only difference between this awards ceremony and the mainstream awards is money and scale.

Stay out of the shit house

Few things in life are as frustrating as films that aren’t willing to go all the way.

Who likes surprises? Not us–it’s awful

The thing I love about Fox is that they’re not afraid to shit on your face and tell you “we are taking a shit on your face.”

Erich kind of has a point

At least people who believe in pet psychics don’t conduct inquisitions–not yet anyway.

Huh? It’s on TV, but it’s not idiotic?!

Like I Love Lucy, when it should be I Love Lucifer

The Office, my personal selection as the best overall program on television during the past decade, had the good sense to…