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BLOOD SIMPLE
It’s a thriller that is as convoluted as a Mexican election but presents nary an inconsistency or implausibility.
BLADE TRINITY
Seriously, though, the Poochie-ness of the film was hard for me to stomach most of the time.
BLADE II
Blade II is what Charlie’s Angels should have been. Let’s run through the ingredients for a good, stupid movie.
HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
At least its social statements are largely accidental and laid back, rather than pushy and insistent.
HARD TO KILL
Ann Coulter would call Seagal a traitor. Then he would put her in an arm lock and snap her radius and ulna like Twix.
HARD CORE LOGO
Still, the Hard Core Logo is worth seeing if you are interested in the subject matter.
HARDCORE
The incomparable George C. Scott and the seedy underground porn scene of the 1970s –- is any further explanation really necessary?
THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS
It’s like Shallow Grave meets the The Walton’s with the musical element of The Jungle Book.
BIG TROUBLE
My never wavering belief in the bottomless well of human stupidity has been reconfirmed.
