15 or so times better than that celebrity poker thing with Affleck

Japan, Japan, Japan

Maybe FOX thinks this constitutes entertainment. Maybe they have finally run out of ideas…

I can’t honestly claim to hate it. Shit.

This is a loser’s tale; one of the rare instances where the focus of a TV program is not the beautiful, the articulate, or the successful.

The most rabidly right-wing program on television is not The O’Reilly Factor…

“Hey, maybe it’s just me, but Howard Dean is a crazy, left-wing nut! He yelled! Boy is that new Canyonero roomy!”

Becoming a good poet is every bit as difficult and rare as becoming a good composer or a good painter. Why is that so hard to understand?

“You belong behind bars! I hope the police in your city see this show!”