Just because you can think about a film doesn’t mean that a lot of thought went into the film.

**UPDATE, October 2006: I hereby retract anything and everything negative I had to say about this movie…

I’ll sum it up this way. Bad Company was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher.

American POWs sit, wait, and wait some more.

What makes this series so cool is that it depicts a mundane hero faced with super-villains.

This Irish fella is about more than killing the wee ones; he wants to butcher them in style!

So what did I think? Was it is bad as I expected? Oh my yes.

All that said, I sort of wish they didn’t have Back to the Beach because then I could have rented something else.

…lovingly told with a reverence for the craft; budget, script, and even talent be damned.

This film is an homage to, quoting Herzog, “the most important German film of all time.”