Reviews

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TILT

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

The whole thing smacks of effort.

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DARK BLUE

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

If the movie gets bogged down anywhere, it is the fault of having the story take place during the Riots.

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DON T SAY A WORD

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

Don’t Say a Word is wigidy wigidy wigidy whack.

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THE CONSTANT GARDENER

by Matt March 10, 2006

The truth will get you killed.

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HIDDEN FORTRESS (Kakushi-toride no san-akunin)

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

We see the emotions and behavior of individuals–courage, fear, rage–but the flow and outcome of the combat are mechanical.

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THE PHANTOM

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Rarely have I seen such an inept film, one that fails on every level.

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DERAILED

by Matt March 10, 2006

Whenever I hear that Hollywood is hopelessly liberal, I cite reactionary claptrap like Derailed…

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PARADISE LOST 2: REVELATIONS

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

The theory was that they were part of a murderous satanic cult. Seriously.

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SATANICO PANDEMONIUM

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

“Nunsploitation.” That’s probably my favorite word in the English language.

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DEATH LINE

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Christopher Lee is in the film for three minutes and he steals the film.