Reviews

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DEEP BLUE

by Schultz March 10, 2006

This was the best movie of this year. Everyone else can just stop making whatever they’re making and give up. DEEP BLUE is INSANE.

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THE OTHER SISTER

by Matt March 10, 2006

I first watched this monstrosity a few years ago when it hit theaters for all of two days.

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THE WORST JOBS IN THE WORLD

by Matt March 10, 2006

Cum Cleaner, Porno Joint — A brief entry in the program, but revolting enough to make an impression.

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DAS BOOT

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

  Das Boot opens with a bunch of drunken sailors pissing on a U-Boat Captain and his officers. This is no doubt a metaphorical stab at the fact that the Nazi overlords essentially sent literal boatloads of U-Boat men into the meat grinder. 40,000 sailors went out in German subs. About 7,000 came back. Even […]

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SHAUN OF THE DEAD

by Matt March 10, 2006

I have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to make a bad zombie movie.

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CORKY ROMANO

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

This disc comes with a useful feature, whereby it can be placed as a barrier between a beverage container and a wooden table…

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HIGHWAY 61

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

In fact, the movie is actually quite influential, which Iíll get into in a bit, and it has some fantastic scenes.

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CLUB DREAD

by Matt March 10, 2006

And did I mention that Ol’ Phil sliced off his own penis? A tale for the ages, my friend.

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HELLBOY

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Just wannabe X-Men crap and more than a little Indiana Jones-ish. Hey, they are fighting the Nazis! Anyhow, Hellboy? Just skip it.

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The Passion of the Christ – Review

by Matt March 10, 2006

Forget for a moment that The Passion of the Christ is inherently anti-Semetic…