Reviews

THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

- Hitchcock is one of cinema’s great misanthropes, perhaps the greatest.

HOSTEL

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

Would you pay $25,000 to torture and kill an American? It’s an intriguing question, and one made that much more pointed given that most of the world would gleefully answer in the affirmative.

BRITNEY AND KEVIN: CHAOTIC

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

Week 1 One does not expect a generally accepted sex kitten or pop princess to have bad skin, frazzled hair, or the manners of a goat, but from one unnaturally long hour with Ms. Spears, one can only take away the notion that in her private time, without the lights and glamour of the stage, [...]

CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2004

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

Zach Braff’s stupefying swill pissed me off more than any theatrical experience all year, so it firmly holds the top spot.

JUST SHOOT ME

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

I heard once that the network television was, on average, written at the intellectual level of an eleven year old…

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

Stone is simply out of his fucking mind. And I love him for it.

AMORES PERROS

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

That pretty much captures the essence of the film. Violence, conflict, lust and those ebullient bodily fluids running out of their containers.

THE ABC OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLE PERSONS

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

This was supposed to be the absolute Holy Fucking Grail.

TOP GUN

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

Sweaty young studs fly planes, shower together.

THE TOP TEN SHOWS ON TELEVISION (as of 2004)

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

The vast majority of TV is either written by, or intended for, those who fall into the post-lobotomy demographic.