THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE

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Donít you see? Weíre all believers, even if we donít know it yet.

EXPIRATION

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Now, here’s the good news; Expiration is not an unwatchable train wreck. While I doubt that phrase will wind up as a blurb on the DVD…

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

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Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story is a colossal disappointment, akin to finally getting that date with the town whore, only to be told that…

SEEN & HEARD – KYLE WILLIMS

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Kyle waxes nostalgic about a time when we had “barn raisings, quilting bees, and barn dances.” Who knew conservatives so revered the Amish?

GOAT A MEMOIR – BRAD LAND

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Written as if the author were attempting to channel the very worst components of Ernest Hemingway and Cormac McCarthy.

A FEAST OF SNAKES – HARRY CREWS

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This is the home of Joe Lon Mackey, one of the most terrifying protagonists
since Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

DUEL IN THE SUN

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Bad acting meets overripe dialogue.

KILLING PABLO

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Bowden has a talent for bringing the reader face to face with the dark and often vile nature of his characters.

A SECOND MENCKEN CHRESTOMATHY – H.L. MENCKEN

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“I am suspicious of all the things that the average citizen believes.”

GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA – DOUGLAS COUPLAND

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How could you tell?