DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

Think fast. Look alive. Die hard.

BLACK RAIN

An American Cop in Japan. Their country. Their laws. Their game. His rules.

FREDDY GOT FINGERED

If you need an extra chuckle while watching Freddy, just stop and think Fox made this fucker.

IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ANN

In all, I’m glad that conservatives are starting to make more movies, for they only help prove that art is best left to those with a sense of style.

HOSTAGE

We just get shortchanged by what could have been a really fine film.

I, ROBOT

There is a pretty decent film laying under all that green screen.

DIE HARD 2 – DIE HARDER

Smoker, McClane, runs 30 miles in two hours.

THE BEASTMASTER

Man in leather underwear controls the animals.

FRAILTY

How terrifying it must be to realize that the person who has abducted you is completely mad and honestly thinks that you are a demon.

IRREVERSIBLE

How much of the film is art and how much is some Euro realizing he can make a name for himself by throwing a couple of schlongs on the screen?