LONE WOLF MCQUADE

Texas Ranger single-handedly brings down Mexican mafia.

THE RM

In a world full of wacky, fucked up religions, Mormonism is surely the greatest affront to reason and..

LOCK UP

Men, showers, you do the math.

LE TROU

This is usually classified as an “escape” film, but it is much more telling to classify it as a movie about problem solving.

PROZAC NATION

I don’t know Elizabeth Wurtzel, but if I ever happen to cross her path at a book signing, expo, or other public event, I am fully prepared to remove at least three vital organs…

LATIN SPRING BREAK

It is no small accomplishment that I am arguably the only person on earth who has seen both this film and Black Spring Break.

PROOF

The fundamental problem with John Madden’s Proof is that mathematics is inherently — and inescapably — boring.

THE LAST SAMURAI

It is solid without being superb; lightly intoxicating while failing to fully engage my mind.

PRINCESS MONONOKE

Best Japanimation since “Starvengers.”

THE LAST DETAIL

Nicholson
stars as Billy “Bad Ass” Buddusky, a Navy lifer who is much more
interested in, well, anything than the Navy.