THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

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Let me preface my remarks with an anecdote of minor humiliation that took me right back to my own days of teary-eyed virginity.

DUST

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Don’t watch Dust.

LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM

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It doesn’t take much to expose the right-wing hypocrites that currently dominate our culture as lying frauds, but in Al Franken’s delightfully vicious new book

SLANDER – ANN COULTER

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Ducks are birds, cardinals are Catholic and anyone who swallows her crap is
stupid .

ELEKTRA

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87 minutes in — nude, unconscious, and covered in boils.

FOR KEEPS – PAULINE KAEL

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Sacred cows simply mean nothing to her, and she is at her gleeful best when applying her unique savagery to a beloved standard or timeless hit.

THE DUKES OF HAZZARD

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I canít remember anything so haphazard and mindless.

KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE

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Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story is a colossal disappointment, akin to finally getting that date with the town whore, only to be told that…

SEEN & HEARD – KYLE WILLIMS

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Kyle waxes nostalgic about a time when we had “barn raisings, quilting bees, and barn dances.” Who knew conservatives so revered the Amish?

GOAT A MEMOIR – BRAD LAND

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Written as if the author were attempting to channel the very worst components of Ernest Hemingway and Cormac McCarthy.