UNDERTOW

Shit Sandwich.

RUNNING WITH SCISSORS

Portrait of the Artist as a Gay Man.

THE STAIRCASE

I hadnít experienced an emotional reversal of fortune this dramatic since discovering that the soft-featured prostitute devouring my member was…

AL FRANKEN: GOD SPOKE

And a Jew comedian shall lead them.

MARIE ANTOINETTE

Period piece of a pampered twit – no, it wasn’t worth the effort.

MAYHEM – DE MYSTERIIS DOM SATHANAS

It sounds as if heís laboring through a crippling, cramp-racked, 46 minute bowel obstruction the likes of which no other human being has endured.

SUFFOCATION: SELF TITLED

Frankly, Iím tired of talking about how good this band is.

FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS

Symbol > substance.

ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW

One of the most hateful pieces of shit ever.

SHORTBUS

Autofellatio for beginners.