Reviews

PAY IT FORWARD

by Matt March 10, 2006

Matt has a heart of Stone. Thank God.

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HEAD ON (Gegen die Wand)

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Apply directly to the DVD player!

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Over the Top Movie Review

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

“Lots of truckers do it.”

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THE SCHOOL OF ROCK

by Matt March 10, 2006

The School of Rock is the sort of film that would be instantly forgotten if it weren’t for the fact that its lead actor is the “next big thing.”

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A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN

by Matt March 10, 2006

But will they leave my grill behind?

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SEED OF CHUCKY

by Matt March 10, 2006

If we’re denied human breasts, do we at least get to watch people die?

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CROSSROADS

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.

THE STORY OF RICKY

by Plexico Gingrich March 9, 2006

Too easy.

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SURVIVING CHRISTMAS

by Matt March 9, 2006

There is an iron-clad formula in the Christmas genre of cinema…

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CHARLIE S ANGELS FULL THROTTLE

by Matt March 9, 2006

What should I expect from a movie that is directed by a grown man who calls himself McG?