ASSASSINATION

Folks, I love Charles Bronson. His films are garbage, but he usually makes me smile with little effort.

FOUR LETTER WORDS

The “climax” of the film is another high point. I’ll go ahead and give it away.

THE IRON GIANT

If other children’s movies were as good as The Iron Giant, I might consider having children.

FLOATING WEEDS

Once again, it is easy to become enveloped in this world as it plays out as it must, without tidy resolutions or soothing homilies.

IGBY GOES DOWN

A time-killing, Wes Anderson knock-off at best, a harbinger of things to come in the increasingly intolerable “independent” film scene at worst…

THE DELTA FORCE

You haven’t seen a gay action movie shot until you’ve seen Chuck look back over his shoulder as he dispatches an enemy with his devastating tailpipe.

AMERICAN NINJA

Really, any political content just kind of confused mess to serve as backdrop for all the ninjanity.

THE FORGOTTEN

Feeling very much like an X-Files episode writ large for the big screen, The Forgotten is forty-five minutes too long and all too easily forgotten.

IRON EAGLE

Feathered hair, sunglasses, tight jeans, firm muscles, and ready to kick Commie ass.

FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX

And at 53% good, well, I’m not sorry I watched it.