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PAULY SHORE IS DEAD

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Alright, alright, alright; YES, I actually spent money to rent a Pauly Shore movie.

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THE HAUNTED MANSION

by The Worst Teacher in Seattle March 10, 2006

The very first thing you see when this movie starts is a title card that read, Beware Foolish Mortals. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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OUT OF TIME

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

The trouble with the movie, or as I should say, part of the
trouble with the movie is that the stakes are never high enough.

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SEABISCUIT

by Matt March 10, 2006

In all, Seabiscuit is a loving tribute to a fantastically gifted horse and the people who cared for him.

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THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

by Matt March 10, 2006

Fuck the summer. It’s hot as shit, kids are out of school, stinking up the streets, the cinema takes a holiday from both intelligence and subtlety.

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THE SHIPPING NEWS

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

That’s the basic story and it’s a bit rickety to begin with, but as it is fleshed out it crumbles.

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COYOTE UGLY

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Is Coyote Ugly worse than Crossroads: Maybe

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THE HOLOCROFT COVENANT

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

The only really negative thing I have to say about Covenant is that it is a tad too predictable.

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CODE UNKNOWN (Code Inconnu)

by Matt March 10, 2006

After the mad brilliance of The Piano Teacher and the audacious violence of Funny Games, I was quite excited as I prepared to watch…

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HERBIE FULLY LOADED

by Matt March 10, 2006

They didnít even have the decency to restore the rack in an unrated directorís cut.