LETHAL WEAPON

Big Cocks.

THE PUNISHER (2004)

“The Punishment Begins April 16, 2004.” And doesn’t stop for two fucking hours, if ever.

LESSONS OF DARKNESS

Does a less joyful piece of art exist?

The Punisher

Damn liberal justices.

KILL BILL VOL 1

Quentin Tarantino does not make films for adults.

JUMP

Forget everything you thought you knew about bad movies.

KUNG FU HUSTLE

Kung-Fu axe dancing!

LAND OF THE DEAD

Perhaps the subtext is always a combination of wish-fulfillment and genuine perception, but there’s no mistaking Romero’s essential point…

THE KID STAYS IN THE PICTURE

Burstein andMorgen liven up the Ken Burns approach by manipulating those pictures artfully as Evans narrates.

JULIAN DONKEY BOY

Chloe Sevigny was good in Kids where she looked hot and fell asleep and got raped.