THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

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Fuck the summer. It’s hot as shit, kids are out of school, stinking up the streets, the cinema takes a holiday from both intelligence and subtlety.

THE SHIPPING NEWS

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That’s the basic story and it’s a bit rickety to begin with, but as it is fleshed out it crumbles.

COYOTE UGLY

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Is Coyote Ugly worse than Crossroads: Maybe

THE HOLOCROFT COVENANT

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The only really negative thing I have to say about Covenant is that it is a tad too predictable.

CODE UNKNOWN (Code Inconnu)

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After the mad brilliance of The Piano Teacher and the audacious violence of Funny Games, I was quite excited as I prepared to watch…

HERBIE FULLY LOADED

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They didnít even have the decency to restore the rack in an unrated directorís cut.

PATTON

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The single greatest biography ever committed to film.

HEART OF GLASS (HERZ AUS GLAS)

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Now, before we go any further, you must know that Herzog had
the entire cast hypnotized.

OUTFOXED

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As a commentator in the film states, Fox News is even more effective than the old Soviet system because in our case, no one believes that…

SEX: THE ANNABEL CHONG STORY

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Chong nearly didn’t make her goal as cuts and abrasions threatened to end the gang bang.