Reviews

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SAVING SILVERMAN

by Matt March 10, 2006

Holy fucking shit, why is this film such a guilty pleasure? Despite hating it before, during, and immediately after its theatrical release….

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DEAD OR ALIVE

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

I purchased this DVD knowing that a character is drowned in a kiddy pool full of feces. I did not know that afterwards her killer says, “I did it again.”

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SECRET HONOR

by Matt March 10, 2006

I love Richard Nixon. He was a mean-spirited, racist, anti-Semitic prick, but…

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THE CROW

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

The guy died who starred in it. He was Chuck Norris’s son but not as ugly.

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THE HOSPITAL

by Matt March 10, 2006

Words that snap, sizzle, and exist far beyond the need to push the story forward.

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COLLATERAL DAMAGE

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

As the late, great Chick Hearn would say, the mustard is off the hotdog.

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DIE ANOTHER DAY

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

My final complaint is Madonna. To make matters worse, she’s in this movie.

PAY IT FORWARD

by Matt March 10, 2006

Matt has a heart of Stone. Thank God.

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HEAD ON (Gegen die Wand)

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Apply directly to the DVD player!

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Over the Top Movie Review

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

“Lots of truckers do it.”