CONAN THE DESTROYER

The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.

FLOATING WEEDS

Once again, it is easy to become enveloped in this world as it plays out as it must, without tidy resolutions or soothing homilies.

I, ROBOT

There is a pretty decent film laying under all that green screen.

FUNNY FARM

“you’ve sunken into a pit of depression and alcoholism! And you’re enjoying it!”

DOUBLE TEAM

Here are simple facts. This film stars two men who are strapping athletes. It is marketed toward men. It is entitled,Double Team.

FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

It has a corpse wagon!

IRON EAGLE

Feathered hair, sunglasses, tight jeans, firm muscles, and ready to kick Commie ass.

CONAN THE BARBARIAN

Conan hates animals. People, too.

FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX

And at 53% good, well, I’m not sorry I watched it.

I HEART HUCKABEES

Futility and pain, then, rule the day.