FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY

You decide who sucks more cock (Hint: It’s Justin)

DIE HARD 2 – DIE HARDER

Smoker, McClane, runs 30 miles in two hours.

HUD

Over forty years after it was first released, Martin Rittís not only hasnít aged a bit, it has actually grown in stature.

INSIDE DEEP THROAT

Watching the documentary Inside Deep Throat, while vastly entertaining, is also an unnerving and depressing experience.

BLOODSPORT (1988)

Point is, I know porn when I hear it, and that was straight up fucking porn. NAMBLA porn.

FINDING NEVERLAND

Let’s declare the obvious from the outset: this is not a film for cynics, realists, and grouches.

THE HUSTLER

One of the finest character studies of the cinema.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

Let me be clear about this right now; if I had seen Friday Night Lights two months earlier, it would have been on my year end 10 Best List.

DIE HARD

Scumbags, Cokeheads and Stupid Chiefs all suck, Ka-boom.

HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS

How to lose your lunch in 10 minutes.