Category: Reviews
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RoboCop (2014) Trailer
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Read more: RoboCop (2014) TrailerGOD DAMMIT.
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Pain & Gain
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Read more: Pain & GainMichael Bay, you are forgiven.
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The Grandmaster
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Read more: The GrandmasterIf you are making a biopic about the man famous for training Bruce Lee in the art of wing chun, could you possibly consider HAVING AT LEAST ONE FRICKING SCENE DEDICATED TO TRAINING THE GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST OF THE 20TH CENTURY?
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Almost Human – Poliziotteschi
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Read more: Almost Human – PoliziotteschiSacchi shoots an old guy and, to make a show of his unparalleled meanness, disregards the two females present and forces the remaining man to fellate him at gunpoint.
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Violent City
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Read more: Violent CityWith Bronson, when his hair was still black and his body was not puffy, his wife Jill Ireland when she was still hot and couldnÂt afford a body double (yeah!), and Aristotelis Telly Savalas as bald as heÂd always been.
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The World’s End
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Read more: The World’s EndA fully networked, modular, information based panopticon that knows what’s best for you, and doesn’t really care for dissent or drunken hooligans. Am I talking about the current British government or the ink blooded robots that are the obstacles of Pegg and Frost’s comedy duo?
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Iron Sky
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Read more: Iron SkyWarning: Nerd rage about Star Trek: Into Darkness imminent.
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Cat People (1942 Val Lewton)
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Read more: Cat People (1942 Val Lewton)Cat People was one of the biggest hits of 1942. It competed favorably with Casablanca in the box office. The reason in part is because Cat People is the anti-vamp film. A more realistic title for the film might be Fear of a War Bride.
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Kickass 2
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Read more: Kickass 2More violence, less fun. This film comes off like a script written by a third grader that believes that saying the word motherfucker 100 times will magically transform you into Quentin Tarantino.
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Erased
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Read more: ErasedAl-ways, I wanna BE with you…