IN THIS WORLD

A melodramatic version of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with no humor.

FEVER PITCH

Chicks ruin everything.

EXTREME PREJUDICE

Stubborn good beats Sexy bad.

CONAN THE DESTROYER

The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY

You decide who sucks more cock (Hint: It’s Justin)

HOUSE OF WAX

Every person is a brainless waxwork without intelligence, will, or individuality. It’s the closest we’ll ever get to a documentary about Crawford, Texas.

IN PRAISE OF LOVE

Let me just say that it is the film of his I hated the least.

FATA MORGANA

  The key to understanding Werner Herzog, and this film in particular, is the DVD commentary track. Although I rarely listen to commentaries anymore, I always listen to a Herzog commentary because the man is brilliant, entertaining and nuts. Plus, he doesn’t shy away from tackling his own material in a very direct way. On […]

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO

What can be said about a film that features a shuddering, sweaty, naked man before the opening credits are even finished?

CONAN THE BARBARIAN

Conan hates animals. People, too.