LOUISIANA STORY

An overrated, meandering, utterly dull examination of Cajun crackers…

A LOT LIKE LOVE

Finally, we can top it off with naked photographs in the desert.

THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA

Itís always difficult to assess a film that is knowingly, intentionally stupid, although The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra at least has the good sense to appear as a cheesy 1950s sci-fi shlockfest, rather than a modern ďupdate.” This isnít a remake, nor does it use contemporary settings to comment on the idiocy of the age […]

LOST IN TRANSLATION

Tokyo has lots of bright, crazy lights and fucked up super-robot billboards!

LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO TOWERS

Whatever my review might be, it just pales in comparison…

THE LONGEST YARD

This, men and women of the Armed Forces, is what you are really defending.

THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY

This is only because my own gaping ignorance is a continual wellspring of pain.

THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU

Wes Anderson is trying to kill me.

RAMBO FIRST BLOOD PART II

Rambo is gayer than sexual intercourse between men.

RADIO

And a drooling fuckwit shall lead them.