Reviews

XXX

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

YYY?

MR B’S TOP 20 METAL

by Mr. B March 7, 2006

Basically you were nothing in the Metal world until you’d played the Hammy Odeon.

CUT TIME – CARLO ROTELLA

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

“Butterbean’s blow to the kidneys made Chamberlain look like an actor mistakenly run through for real in a stage duel.”

HOLLYWOOD HOME GAME

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

15 or so times better than that celebrity poker thing with Affleck

GOTHIKA

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

These stupid moments were amusing, so I probably would have derived less enjoyment from this film if it was a more skillful hack job.

GODZILLA (1954)

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

A metaphor.

MATT CALE S 20 MOST IMPORTANT ALBUMS FROM HIGH SCHOOL

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

“Whadda ya mean I don’t believe in God? I talk to him every day,” could be interpreted many ways…

SYMPATHY FOR MR. VENGEANCE

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

Darkest of the Dark

STEEL DAWN

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

Tagline: “He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword.” Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence: Patrick Swayze stands on his head for freedom. Homoeroticism: Swayze always did his best to cater to the leather crowd, and he tips his cap once again to those who need to see [...]

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED – FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH DOPE

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

Things get especially chaotic thanks to the use and abuse of a drum machine in place of one of those pesky sacks of flesh.