WORDPLAY

Viva le Nerds

DOUBLE INDEMNITY

An all-time classic.

THE BIG BUY

Maybe I’m feeling unseasonably generous, but despite Tom DeLay’s status as one of the world’s creepiest assholes…

SORRY, WRONG NUMBER

Die! Die! Die, my Darling.

A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION

The master’s swan song becomes one of his finest works.

ONE BRIGHT SHINING MOMENT

Yes, it was a glorious summer those many years ago, and for a time, it appeared that the good guys might in fact win.

BRICK

Billy Wilder is rolling in his grave.

THE EDUCATION OF SHELBY KNOX

Shelby Knox: one hero swimming the ocean of fucktards.

THE DA VINCI CODE

Jesus Christ, poonhound.

THE PROPOSITION

Is it possible to be both beautiful and dull? Striking, yet on the whole, a complete waste of time?