Reviews

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HIDDEN FORTRESS (Kakushi-toride no san-akunin)

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

We see the emotions and behavior of individuals–courage, fear, rage–but the flow and outcome of the combat are mechanical.

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THE PHANTOM

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Rarely have I seen such an inept film, one that fails on every level.

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DERAILED

by Matt March 10, 2006

Whenever I hear that Hollywood is hopelessly liberal, I cite reactionary claptrap like Derailed…

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PARADISE LOST 2: REVELATIONS

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

The theory was that they were part of a murderous satanic cult. Seriously.

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SATANICO PANDEMONIUM

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

“Nunsploitation.” That’s probably my favorite word in the English language.

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DEATH LINE

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Christopher Lee is in the film for three minutes and he steals the film.

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SURVIVOR, PEARL ISLAND

by Matt March 10, 2006

Will inauthenticity reign as good friends become enemies, all under the excuse that “the game must be played?

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THE DANCING OUTLAW

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

The best use of public money since the Manhattan Project.

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DOGVILLE

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Why on earth anyone would ever cast Jeremy Davies in anything is beyond me. The man is unfit as a human, much less an actor.

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CONFIDENCE

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

The one to blame is Doug Jung. He wrote it.