LETHAL WEAPON

Big Cocks.

THE PUNISHER (2004)

“The Punishment Begins April 16, 2004.” And doesn’t stop for two fucking hours, if ever.

LESSONS OF DARKNESS

Does a less joyful piece of art exist?

The Punisher

Damn liberal justices.

THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN

A bit “fancy”.

PULP FICTION

Now I’m old and I don’t like the movie as much as I used to. Part of that isn’t really the movie’s fault.

LE TROU

This is usually classified as an “escape” film, but it is much more telling to classify it as a movie about problem solving.

PROZAC NATION

I don’t know Elizabeth Wurtzel, but if I ever happen to cross her path at a book signing, expo, or other public event, I am fully prepared to remove at least three vital organs…

LATIN SPRING BREAK

It is no small accomplishment that I am arguably the only person on earth who has seen both this film and Black Spring Break.

PROOF

The fundamental problem with John Madden’s Proof is that mathematics is inherently — and inescapably — boring.