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THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Jonny shoots the messenger…

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SAW

by Matt March 10, 2006

If it’s making shitbags like Michael Medved squirm in their seats, let’s give it the sort of salute mindless right-wingers reserve for Old Glory.

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DEATH WISH 5: FACE OF DEATH

by Matt March 10, 2006

It is one of the more depressing sights in life to witness Charles Bronson not taking great pleasure in cold-blooded murder.

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WALLY GEORGE

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

It’s perfectly reasonable for Matt to think that “Cheaters” represents the apex/nadir of white trash culture on television, but only because they don’t have “The Wally George Show” in Denver. Way back during the Reagan administration, Wally George hit the bottom of the trailer park septic tank on a nationally syndicated (which is to say, […]

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DARKNESS

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

Foreign countries are inherently evil, and only by returning to the States can one be fully cleansed.

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THE DOOM GENERATION

by Matt March 10, 2006

As an example of all the cinematic terror unleashed by Tarantino in the 1990s, no film approached this atrocity in terms of pure incompetence.

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CONVOY

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

What the? Um, all right, so I am cognizant of the fact that I just watched a film, and that moving images jumped around in front of my eyes for about two hours and there was sound and fury and all that, but I have no fucking idea what I just saw. Convoy–which came out […]

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HIDE AND SEEK

by Matt March 10, 2006

Big fucking surprise.

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THE PHANTOM MENACE

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Mommy, Why are Jedis so gay?

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DESPERATE HOURS

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

It’s funny to me when the parody becomes much more well known, more important even, than the original.