Reviews

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THE COMPANY

by Matt March 10, 2006

Despite the occasional misfire from time to time, Robert Altman remains one of the most fascinating directors working today, largely because…

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DIRTY LOVE

by Matt March 10, 2006

Imagine an evening of several degrees below zero. Sleet falls with unnatural force, and the wind is so brisk as to stifle all other sound…

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PAYCHECK

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Well, I did it. I knowingly and willingly rented a Ben Affleck movie.

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HEARTBREAK RIDGE

by Matt March 10, 2006

The Marines: Fight. Kill. Chug Cock

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THE PACIFIER

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

You did what now? Look… there’s no easy way for me to explain this… Damn straight — what the fuck is the matter with you? I… I don’t know… I’m approaching middle age? Having a girlfriend is making me soft? The booze is starting to catch up with me? Indictment Watch 2005 is distracting me? […]

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SAVING SILVERMAN

by Matt March 10, 2006

Holy fucking shit, why is this film such a guilty pleasure? Despite hating it before, during, and immediately after its theatrical release….

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DEAD OR ALIVE

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

I purchased this DVD knowing that a character is drowned in a kiddy pool full of feces. I did not know that afterwards her killer says, “I did it again.”

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SECRET HONOR

by Matt March 10, 2006

I love Richard Nixon. He was a mean-spirited, racist, anti-Semitic prick, but…

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THE CROW

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

The guy died who starred in it. He was Chuck Norris’s son but not as ugly.

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THE HOSPITAL

by Matt March 10, 2006

Words that snap, sizzle, and exist far beyond the need to push the story forward.