FEVER PITCH

Chicks ruin everything.

EXTREME PREJUDICE

Stubborn good beats Sexy bad.

CONAN THE DESTROYER

The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY

You decide who sucks more cock (Hint: It’s Justin)

HOUSE OF WAX

Every person is a brainless waxwork without intelligence, will, or individuality. It’s the closest we’ll ever get to a documentary about Crawford, Texas.

IN PRAISE OF LOVE

Let me just say that it is the film of his I hated the least.

FATA MORGANA

  The key to understanding Werner Herzog, and this film in particular, is the DVD commentary track. Although I rarely listen to commentaries anymore, I always listen to a Herzog commentary because the man is brilliant, entertaining and nuts. Plus, he doesn’t shy away from tackling his own material in a very direct way. On […]

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO

What can be said about a film that features a shuddering, sweaty, naked man before the opening credits are even finished?

CONAN THE BARBARIAN

Conan hates animals. People, too.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS

Let me be clear about this right now; if I had seen Friday Night Lights two months earlier, it would have been on my year end 10 Best List.