Reviews

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THE WORST JOBS IN THE WORLD

by Matt March 10, 2006

Cum Cleaner, Porno Joint — A brief entry in the program, but revolting enough to make an impression.

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DAS BOOT

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

  Das Boot opens with a bunch of drunken sailors pissing on a U-Boat Captain and his officers. This is no doubt a metaphorical stab at the fact that the Nazi overlords essentially sent literal boatloads of U-Boat men into the meat grinder. 40,000 sailors went out in German subs. About 7,000 came back. Even […]

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SHAUN OF THE DEAD

by Matt March 10, 2006

I have come to the conclusion that it is impossible to make a bad zombie movie.

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CORKY ROMANO

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

This disc comes with a useful feature, whereby it can be placed as a barrier between a beverage container and a wooden table…

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HIGHWAY 61

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

In fact, the movie is actually quite influential, which Iíll get into in a bit, and it has some fantastic scenes.

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CLUB DREAD

by Matt March 10, 2006

And did I mention that Ol’ Phil sliced off his own penis? A tale for the ages, my friend.

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HELLBOY

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Just wannabe X-Men crap and more than a little Indiana Jones-ish. Hey, they are fighting the Nazis! Anyhow, Hellboy? Just skip it.

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The Passion of the Christ – Review

by Matt March 10, 2006

Forget for a moment that The Passion of the Christ is inherently anti-Semetic…

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SAW II

by Matt March 10, 2006

I wink at the screen, feeling kinship with a director who believes there is no finer art than putting unsympathetic creeps through absolute hell.

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DECALOGUE 5

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

We see the humanity of the killer, but the murder is brutal and cold in a way that will test our compassion when he faces his sentence.