Let’s declare the obvious from the outset: this is not a film for cynics, realists, and grouches.
Navy pilots deliver their loads in the rear.
Marine ends Middle East terrorism with his bare hands.
There’s more at work here than a generous slab of man candy.
Surprise, surprise. The Hulk sucked not for the reasons you
might think, but rather for a whole slew of others.
Evolution gives bigoted superstition a well-deserved stomping.
Keep Matt Cale away from your children.
Would it surprise you to know that Stallone is shown being pummeled by high-pressure hoses while in a jail cell?
Jesus H. Christ in a Deep Fryer, Tom Cruise’s character is named Cole Trickle!
“you’ve sunken into a pit of depression and alcoholism! And you’re enjoying it!”