Reviews

BULLSHIT

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

Fucking Awesome Showtime Damn! Penn & Teller: Bullshit! is not only one of the very best shows on TV, but it should be mandatory, required viewing for all Americans. Why? Because we are all so fucking stupid, that’s why. And Bullshit! takes our ignorance, pompousness, and, well, our very own special brand of good USDA [...]

ARMAGEDDON

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

I just need to add one more great thing about Armageddon:

THE NICK & JESSICA VARIETY HOUR

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

Matt Cale loses his shit.

ANACONDAS

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

How many screenwriters were needed for this?
Four. An additional three were required for the story idea.

ABOUT SCHMIDT

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

Directed by Alexander Payne Based on the novel by Louis Begley Starring – Jack Nicholson as Warren Schmidt – Hope Davis as Jeannie Schmidt – Dermont Mulroney as Randall Hertzel – Kathy Bates gets naked! Everyone who sees About Schmidt is probably going to comment on how Jack Nicholson played the anti-Nicholson. How his performance [...]

ANAL CUNT – PICNIC OF LOVE

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

The music almost ruins the album.

ALMOST FAMOUS

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

Show me the fucking door.

CROSSBALLS

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

“You belong behind bars! I hope the police in your city see this show!”

AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

There are diamond mines in South Africa. There are coalmines in Pennsylvania. Salt mines in Utah. Apparently, there are crap-mines in Hollywood.

THE GODFATHER PART II

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

There are three things in this life that I can recommend without the slightest bit of hesitation: finding a job that requires minimal effort, finding a spouse that can engage in spirited conversation, and, perhaps above all, watching The Godfather Part II on the big screen as it was intended.

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