10 FILMS THAT RUINED THE WORLD

Matt Cale hates cinema.

BLACK SNAKE MOAN

Women will steal your soul, brother, and salvation will never be possible so long as they have hips to shake, and lips to pucker.

ZODIAC

Despite feigned disgust and howls of self-righteous fury to the contrary, the curiosity surrounding serial killers is no mystery.

BRONSON’S LOOSE! — THE MAKING OF THE DEATH WISH FILMS

If the universe is ever going to start making sense, Paul Talbot, author of Bronson’s Loose! – The Making of the Death Wish Films, will not only receive the Pulitzer that is his due, but also the undying adoration of thousands of fans, all of whom have worshipped at Chuck’s blood-soaked altar for decades. Released […]

THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS

This is more an alphabet of being a 17-year-old boy than an alphabet of manliness.

DATELINE TO CATCH A PREDATOR

Run Pedobear Run!

ARMY OF ONE

Dolph seeks revenge for his slain buddy proving once again that men, not women, inspire the greatest gun battles.

FACTORY GIRL

In the future, everyone will be boring for 15 minutes.

MOOLAADE

As practiced in Africa, it is so horrific and sadistic that not even the most devout cultural relativist could defend it.

THE COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINERS OLIDOUS OPERETTAS

These assholes almost sent me to the slab out of sheer boredom.