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Beautiful Creatures: Movie Review

by Vandel June 5, 2013

It is a sad day when Simon Gruber must demean himself by appearing in a ripoff of a more popular film. It is an even sadder day when…

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The Naked Kiss: Movie Review

by Larry Hubbard June 4, 2013

And a ten-dollar hooker shall lead them.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

by Euclis Hyde May 29, 2013

Bond is pursued by anonymous thugs. His service weapon is stolen. The crane depot has a midget custodian. Bond ruins a calendar.

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Mud: Movie Review

by Devon Pack May 28, 2013

The mark of maturity is the realization that everyone has a moment to lie, but also that the moment of deceit is not necessarily the mark of constant dishonesty.

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The Iceman: Movie Review

by Devon Pack May 28, 2013

I’d say there’s a couple of reasons why this film won’t do well. The first is because this film conveys all the squalor of the mob life with none of the glamour. The second is,,,

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The Door’s Ray Manzarek: Eulogy for an Organ Player

by Devon Pack May 28, 2013

Ray Manzarek is dead, 74 years ain’t bad, but cancer…I’m sorry that’s how he had to go. May that he is infinite now. Ray Manzarek was the songwriter. Morrison was the lyricist. Morrison gave the songs of the Doors the direct empathic heft, the dizzying drop into a fever dream of bohemian revelation. John Densmore [...]

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Hannibal: TV Review

by Plexico Gingrich May 23, 2013

“Hey, the audience thinks smart guys like classical music and fancy clothes, so we’ll turn Hannibal into Niles Crane and then they’ll think…

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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends

by L. Ron Mexico May 20, 2013

Facebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone [...]

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Star Trek: Into Darkness: Movie Review

by Devon Pack May 19, 2013

There are many who will complain about Abram’s Trek as being a cold cash grab, which it is, but they miss the point. This is storytelling as it traditionally was. Before copyright monopolized canons…

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Kitchen Nightmares Review: The Bouzaglos

by Devon Pack May 19, 2013

You can explode with incompetence or immaturity and turn those failings into personal profit. All it takes is business sense and a disregard for opprobrium so absolute that it is comparable to a black hole.