White Man’s Burden…

Who said we ever grow up?

A camera and a pair of titanium balls.

I doubt Selby would believe that his legacy is best conveyed via celebrity endorsements.

Fuck Chevron.

It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

Sort of like Cloverfield, only good.

Who you callin’ a loser?

Perhaps Jason Reitman only deserves life in prison…

A film so appallingly ridiculous on its face that it should come as no surprise that it survives its journey from madness to sublime entertainment fully intact.