AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED – FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH DOPE

Things get especially chaotic thanks to the use and abuse of a drum machine in place of one of those pesky sacks of flesh.

AESOP ROCK DAYLIGHT EP

AESOP ROCK DAYLIGHT EP (2002) Def Jux; ASIN: B00005V6L2 Erich Sez… Some kid read my Blackalicious review and was badgering me about “rap” vs. “hip-hop.” He even called me a racist, which is actually true insofar as I believe that all mud races must be exterminated, but there’s no basis for that charge in my […]

AC/DC: IF YOU WANT BLOOD, YOU’VE GOT IT LIVE

AC/DC If You Want Blood… You’ve Got It (Live) EMI 4 94669 2 0 Mr. B likes the rock I’ll leave Sabbath and Zeppelin out of this as for me they’re simply on a higher plain, but if you ask me what the greatest live rock album of all time is, there are only two […]

MY NAME IS EARL

NBC OK Jonny, you requested this review, and having no social life to speak of, I sat down and wrote it. So I just watched the first four episodes of My Name is Earl — again. I have to warn you, this e-mail won’t so much resemble a “Ruthless Review” as it will me giving […]

TARADISE

E! I’ll keep it simple. Interesting. Exciting. Sexy. I would sooner use these three words to describe Bob Hoskins in a thong than Taradise, Tara Reid’s “reality” show that lasted from September to October before being scrapped by E and relegated to a life of reruns at 2:00 AM every other week or so. “She’s […]

ABULLAH – GRAVEYARD POETRY

I’m pretty new to this stoner rock thing.

CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN

You should know that Erich is STILL a degenerate gambler…

BULLSHIT

Fucking Awesome Showtime Damn! Penn & Teller: Bullshit! is not only one of the very best shows on TV, but it should be mandatory, required viewing for all Americans. Why? Because we are all so fucking stupid, that’s why. And Bullshit! takes our ignorance, pompousness, and, well, our very own special brand of good USDA […]

400 BLOWS

Black Rainbow by 400 Blows is that good.

THE BRASS EYE

Let me just explain right off the bat that I am not going to do The Brass Eye justice. This show is funnier than you can possibly imagine.