ROAST SEAN HANNITY ALIVE!

The words were brief and fleeting, but I’ll eat my own ass if I didn’t hear them

THE GAMBLER

The opening scene of the film is this painful sequence where he goes in the hole $44,000 to an insanely coked out mob dude…

AFTER LIFE

Kore-eda succeeds thoroughly, and we feel like we are getting a real look at humanity.

ADAPTATION

A truly original motion picture is, like a deep-thinking conservative, a rare find in the world today. Given the sheer, deafening volume of cliché-ridden garbage that seems to flow endlessly from the sewers of Hollywood, it seems almost impossible that a work of daring and mad brilliance could ever be produced in any corner of […]

ABOUT SCHMIDT

  Directed by Alexander Payne Based on the novel by Louis Begley Starring – Jack Nicholson as Warren Schmidt – Hope Davis as Jeannie Schmidt – Dermont Mulroney as Randall Hertzel – Kathy Bates gets naked! Everyone who sees About Schmidt is probably going to comment on how Jack Nicholson played the anti-Nicholson. How his […]

THEY’RE COMING FOR THE INTELLECTUALS

“Take away our right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away our right to say ‘fuck the government’.”

ABOUT A BOY

A funny thing happened on the way to New York: I actually saw a decent movie on an airplane while sitting in coach.

THE ABC’S OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLE PERSONS

This was supposed to be the absolute Holy Fucking Grail.

THE INSIDE

THE INSIDE FOX The FBI estimates that there are approximately 200 serial killers roaming the United States at any given time. Unfortunately for the cast of The Inside, about 195 of them happen to be living in Los Angeles, as seemingly each episode is about a different serial killer. Apparently, someone at Fox has determined […]

HOLLYWOOD HOME GAME

15 or so times better than that celebrity poker thing with Affleck