THE ABC’S OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLE PERSONS

This was supposed to be the absolute Holy Fucking Grail.

THE INSIDE

THE INSIDE FOX The FBI estimates that there are approximately 200 serial killers roaming the United States at any given time. Unfortunately for the cast of The Inside, about 195 of them happen to be living in Los Angeles, as seemingly each episode is about a different serial killer. Apparently, someone at Fox has determined […]

HOLLYWOOD HOME GAME

15 or so times better than that celebrity poker thing with Affleck

HEY! SPRING OF TRIVIA

Japan, Japan, Japan

HELL S KITCHEN

Maybe FOX thinks this constitutes entertainment. Maybe they have finally run out of ideas…

FRIENDS

I can’t honestly claim to hate it. Shit.

FREAKS & GEEKS

This is a loser’s tale; one of the rare instances where the focus of a TV program is not the beautiful, the articulate, or the successful.

EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION

The most rabidly right-wing program on television is not The O’Reilly Factor…

DENNIS MILLER LIVE

“Hey, maybe it’s just me, but Howard Dean is a crazy, left-wing nut! He yelled! Boy is that new Canyonero roomy!”

DEF POETRY

Becoming a good poet is every bit as difficult and rare as becoming a good composer or a good painter. Why is that so hard to understand?