BLACKWOOD FARM

BLACKWOOD FARM By Anne Rice Manny is a sensitive man Fuck Tarquinn “Quinn” Blackwood, the bisexual, ghost fucking, vampire-tranny-dick-and-blood-sucking, cum gargling, Southern millionaire and avowed lover of Mona Mayfair, heiress to the Mayfair fortune. That needs saying, right out the gate. He’s a terrible narrator, a whiny, petulant, gothic wimp, and the only terror he […]

BIG LIES – CONASON

It’s nice to read a smart, popular book about politics that bares some relation to reality.

THE 5 BEST BOOKS OF 2004

For some reason, the only sports books I can read are on baseball…

ANAAL NATHRAKH – THE CODEX NECRO

Iím not sure what to think of these guys. Itís clear that they spend more time on their computers than I do. That much I know.

ANOTHER PLANET

ANOTHER PLANET A Year in the Life of a Suburban High School Elinor Burkett † Matt is not hot for teacher † Ignore those who “protest too much,” this book is an eye-opening and all-too-accurate indictment of American education and most depressingly, American youth. Those who find fault with the details of Burkett’s book are, […]

THE ALMIGHTY PUNCHDRUNK MUSIC FOR THEM ASSES

On one hand, he’s an incredibly fast and technical drummer, one of the best around, and on the other hand, he’s fucking fat!

AMERICA THE BOOK A CITIZEN S GUIDE TO DEMOCRACY INACTION

By the writers of The Daily Show and Jon “Liebowitz” Stweart Matt Cale loves reading… At long last, the good folks at Time Warner Book Group have seen fit to send me a book that I had no desire to immediately convert to kindling (I mean really: a business tome called The Feiner Points of […]

JOHN ADAMS

David McCullough Matt loves this guy At last we have a popular, critically praised book that will, if there is any justice in the universe of American history, rehabilitate the image of one of our greatest individuals. The author has not only written a book that reads, pleasurably, like a novel, but he has been […]

ALBAN, CAROL

Ruthless gang bang.

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED – FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH DOPE

Things get especially chaotic thanks to the use and abuse of a drum machine in place of one of those pesky sacks of flesh.