THE NICK & JESSICA VARIETY HOUR

Matt Cale loses his shit.

MEET MY FOLKS

One thing that bothers me about this show is that someone was paid something in the seven figure range for “creating” it…

LIFE GOES ON

Mainstreaming. That’s the polite way of saying that as a droopy eyed, egomaniacal half-wit, he was entitled to ruin the lives of…

JUST SHOOT ME

I heard once that the network television was, on average, written at the intellectual level of an eleven year old…

THE JESUS FACTOR

“Happiness Is The Distance Between Church And State”

MR B’S TOP 20 METAL

Basically you were nothing in the Metal world until you’d played the Hammy Odeon.

GARDEN STATE

Kill Zach Braff Garden State literally made my skin crawl. I hated it as much as I’ve hated anything all year, and only an unexpected Adam Sandler film festival will keep it off my

GANGS OF NEW YORK

“Did Scorsese really direct that?”

ROAST SEAN HANNITY ALIVE!

The words were brief and fleeting, but I’ll eat my own ass if I didn’t hear them

THE GAMBLER

The opening scene of the film is this painful sequence where he goes in the hole $44,000 to an insanely coked out mob dude…