MY NAME IS EARL

NBC OK Jonny, you requested this review, and having no social life to speak of, I sat down and wrote it. So I just watched the first four episodes of My Name is Earl — again. I have to warn you, this e-mail won’t so much resemble a “Ruthless Review” as it will me giving […]

TARADISE

E! I’ll keep it simple. Interesting. Exciting. Sexy. I would sooner use these three words to describe Bob Hoskins in a thong than Taradise, Tara Reid’s “reality” show that lasted from September to October before being scrapped by E and relegated to a life of reruns at 2:00 AM every other week or so. “She’s […]

ABULLAH – GRAVEYARD POETRY

I’m pretty new to this stoner rock thing.

CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN

You should know that Erich is STILL a degenerate gambler…

BULLSHIT

Fucking Awesome Showtime Damn! Penn & Teller: Bullshit! is not only one of the very best shows on TV, but it should be mandatory, required viewing for all Americans. Why? Because we are all so fucking stupid, that’s why. And Bullshit! takes our ignorance, pompousness, and, well, our very own special brand of good USDA […]

400 BLOWS

Black Rainbow by 400 Blows is that good.

THE BRASS EYE

Let me just explain right off the bat that I am not going to do The Brass Eye justice. This show is funnier than you can possibly imagine.

BRITNEY AND KEVIN: CHAOTIC

Week 1 One does not expect a generally accepted sex kitten or pop princess to have bad skin, frazzled hair, or the manners of a goat, but from one unnaturally long hour with Ms. Spears, one can only take away the notion that in her private time, without the lights and glamour of the stage, […]

50 CENT – GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN

I think someone once said, “Don’t Believe The Hype”

MIKE’S WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME

  In No Particular Order Fresh Off The Heels Of His Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures, Mike From Hobart Continues To Call The Faggoths On Their Shit   Immortal Battles in the North     This album is, at the same time, totally fucking classic and totally fucking terrible. Now that I reflect back […]