ZARDOZ

The only way to enjoy ZARDOZ is to watch it and keep repeating to yourself, ‘someone MADE this. Someone MADE this”

CHRONICLES: VOLUME 1

Bob Dylan is a sociopath.

THE AMITYVILLE HORROR (2005)

I am not kidding, dear readers — the black woman three rows ahead of me never stopped talking.

AMERICAN PSYCHO

Read the book.

AMERICA’S HEART & SOUL

Is dull

ALONE IN THE DARK

No, not Tara Reid’s brain…

ALMOST FAMOUS

Show me the fucking door.

ALL THE REAL GIRLS

Retard fuck-fest

ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU

The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids.

TOP GUN

Sweaty young studs fly planes, shower together.