CROSSBALLS

“You belong behind bars! I hope the police in your city see this show!”

CRANK YANKERS

Now I am convinced: this is one helluva show.

CHEATERS

Yes, it embarrasses white trash at their lowest points, but it also manages to include the most smug, holier-than-thou host in television history.

THE TOP TEN SHOWS ON TELEVISION (as of 2004)

The vast majority of TV is either written by, or intended for, those who fall into the post-lobotomy demographic.

10 TOTALLY INDEFENSIBLE TELEVISION SHOWS WE LOVE

For some reason that eludes me to this day, I remember most of the shows in their entirety.

Most Important Albums from High School by Matt Cale

“Whadda ya mean I don’t believe in God? I talk to him every day,” could be interpreted many ways…

BUSHWOMEN

BUSHWOMEN Tales of a Cynical Species By Laura Flanders Matt Cale has a good wife… Is there anything more inherently vile and difficult to understand than a female Republican? Perhaps a black Republican, or a gay Republican, or even a lower class Republican, but in this case, it is simply beyond my imagination as to […]

BRAVE NEW WORLD

I don’t want to sound like the supporter of a tyrannical, fascist dictatorship bent on curbing the will of the world into the effervescent paradigm of conformity espoused by the creators of the new world order, BUT…

THE BOOK OF ILLUSIONS

THE BOOK OF ILLUSIONS Paul Auster Henry Holt & Company, Inc.; 1st edition (September 4, 2002) The new Auster took a while to come out, but it finally did and it was worth the wait. The Book Of Illusions has all the themes dear to Auster, such as anomie, anonymity, alienation (there I go sounding […]

BLACKWOOD FARM

BLACKWOOD FARM By Anne Rice Manny is a sensitive man Fuck Tarquinn “Quinn” Blackwood, the bisexual, ghost fucking, vampire-tranny-dick-and-blood-sucking, cum gargling, Southern millionaire and avowed lover of Mona Mayfair, heiress to the Mayfair fortune. That needs saying, right out the gate. He’s a terrible narrator, a whiny, petulant, gothic wimp, and the only terror he […]