AMERICAN IDOL

Erich doesn’t like this show very much…

30 DAYS

They have some conditions: (1) both must work minimum wage jobs, (2) they are allowed to start with $206

8 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER

I heard on the Phil Hendrie show that the Networks are going conservative and nostalgic with their new line up due to 9-11.

THE FIFTH WHEEL

Why is programming throughout the country being modified according to the tastes of a few million bible-belt bumpkins?

The 2 Best Films of 2005

For me, 2005 was a year best forgotten. At least I assume so, since I can barely remember any of it. I think I got out to the theater twice, and each time sitting in the dark without any intoxicants to extinguish my thoughts was such a trial, that I kept looking up and expecting […]

Syriana

Written and Directed by Stephen Gaghan Starring: – Kayvan Novak as Arash – George Clooney as Bob Barnes – Amr Waked as Mohammed Sheik Agiza – Christopher Plummer as Dean Whiting – Jeffrey Wright as Bennett Holiday – Chris Cooper as Jimmy Pope Why on earth do I continue to see movies like Syriana? Why, […]

DEATH RACE 2000

The greatest film of all time. To involve David Carradine.

MIKE SMITH OF SUFFOCATION INTERVIEW

Myself and Terrance had to get physical for a moment just so we both understood each other this time around.

WILSKA OF FINNTROLL

here’s a rough estimate of what we consumed on those 34 days on the road: 100 cases of beer, 50 litres of vodka, 15 litres of whisky, 20 litres of tequila, 30 litres of assorted treats

UNIVERSAL SOLDIER

Released: 1992 Jimmy–Mike from Hobart’s Big Brother–tries his hand… Tagline: The Future Has a Bad Attitude. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Ghosts of Vietnam are no match for Belgian ass. Homoeroticism: Well, to be honest, I was initially confused by the early appearance of the female lead. Shes a tough-talking, […]