Merry Christmas! If, however, you need one more nudge, a dash of myrrh to break the camel’s back and launch you into the ranks of holiday suicides, we can help.

The story of Stingray, a cage fighter who likes fighting, but loves marital rape. In fact, Stingray is so into his redheaded wife that when he rapes her, he actually thinks of the black guy he just hammered in the ring

Ever since childhood, the hair of David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight has reminded me of meatballs.

God Bless White Trash

Ran a theater company at 22. Directed a masterpiece at 25. Fucked Rita Hayworth. How’s your life going?

Queen Meryl shits forth another Oscar.

Articulate confusion and clarified rage.

Holy shit, brah, a giant, man-eating Korean pig.

At last, a piece of shit worth seeing.

Pretty much Robert Redford being a prick for two hours.