David Attenborough does no wrong.

Everybody should own one.

Mammy Dearest

Agassi has become a giant in the sporting world for being the one thing athletes are never expected to be: honest.

It is far more difficult to actually kill yourself than you would think.

Payne, Tarantino, a bunch of Asian guys you’ve never heard of… it’s the first half of Erich’s top 20 of the decade, arranged in no particular order.

Living in the End of Days is probably tied with having a three way with sisters for the most persistent fantasy of all time. Not only does it fulfill our secret belief that the world could not possibly manage to go on without us, it also means we had great timing. If there’s no future after us, then we didn’t miss anything. Plus, we get to witness the coolest thing imaginable: the Apocalypse.

Technically, it isn’t necrophilia if she is a zombie.

If I just saw the act without the audience reaction, I would actually feel horrible for the guy, imagining him to be bombing in historical fashion after putting so much work into making those puppets.

Napoleon would have been impressed.