It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

Sort of like Cloverfield, only good.

Who you callin’ a loser?

Perhaps Jason Reitman only deserves life in prison…

A film so appallingly ridiculous on its face that it should come as no surprise that it survives its journey from madness to sublime entertainment fully intact.

Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

Beautiful boredom…

A welcome antidote to the exploding tits of summer.

You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!