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Kitchen Nightmares Review: The Bouzaglos

by Devon Pack May 19, 2013

You can explode with incompetence or immaturity and turn those failings into personal profit. All it takes is business sense and a disregard for opprobrium so absolute that it is comparable to a black hole.

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Full House TV Show Review

by L. Ron Mexico March 4, 2013

Full House is technically dead, but what if it wasn’t?! What if it didn’t have to die? What if we had some directly related content to keep our melanin at bay! I’ve listed my ideas for Full House spinoffs below…

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The Incredible Hulk, Volume I

by Matt Cale February 26, 2013

There once was a drifter named Banner
Who had the most interesting manner
Seems the fucker turned green
When people turned mean
Or lunged at his head with a hammer.

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Parks and Recreation

by Plexico Gingrich January 24, 2013

Someone on the internet is about to argue that a television program is not as good as it used to be. It’s going to be quite a ride.

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TODDLERS AND TIARAS: HONEY BOO BOO CHILD

by L. Ron Mexico August 29, 2012

What ever happened to America’s collective self control? Some people say that Doritos killed it. Others say Charlie took it from us in Nam. But sometimes I think that we traded it away, traded it for the pleasures of having five chins, four TV’s, and the ability to make red hot farts…all damn night. Welcome [...]

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STAR TREK DEEP SPACE 9: THE DOMINION

by Plexico Gingrich May 28, 2012

The Dominion is a rigid empire built on self preservation and hedonism, at least partially inspired by Brave New World, but perhaps more inspired by us. The Founders of The Dominion are The Changelings, who as you might guess, have the ability to change into stuff. They were once hunted and persecuted by other species. It’s [...]

DEEP SPACE NINE: PART 1, SISKO, MADNESS AND THE FERENGI

by Plexico Gingrich January 1, 2012

But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills.

LA LA’S FULL COURT LIFE

by Matt Cale August 23, 2011

Wealthy Nitwits Making Pancakes

MADAGASCAR

by Alex K. June 7, 2011

Not only an extraordinary place, but invulnerable to pandemics.

THE A-TEAM SEASON ONE EPISODES 3-5 AND MALT LIQUORS OF THE WORLD (A Journal)

by Plexico Gingrich January 26, 2011

The A-Team were homosexuals.