Matt Cale has cable

“The rich are not like you and me”

The most surprising thing about “The Restaurant” is that it made it to the air. How did this one get past the network execs?

The key question remains: will I watch the remainder of the series? I have every intention of catching episode #2, but will go no further if that damned nun insists on keeping those holy melons from spilling out of that frustratingly tight habit.

The Office, my personal selection as the best overall program on television during the past decade, had the good sense to…

At least people who believe in pet psychics don’t conduct inquisitions–not yet anyway.

Erich kind of has a point

It cannot be uttered enough — Mississippi needs a large shipment of smallpox to eradicate its subhuman population.

The thing I love about Fox is that they’re not afraid to shit on your face and tell you “we are taking a shit on your face.”

Huh? It’s on TV, but it’s not idiotic?!