At least people who believe in pet psychics don’t conduct inquisitions–not yet anyway.

Erich kind of has a point

It cannot be uttered enough — Mississippi needs a large shipment of smallpox to eradicate its subhuman population.

The thing I love about Fox is that they’re not afraid to shit on your face and tell you “we are taking a shit on your face.”

Huh? It’s on TV, but it’s not idiotic?!

Like I Love Lucy, when it should be I Love Lucifer

Now I am convinced: this is one helluva show.

Yes, it embarrasses white trash at their lowest points, but it also manages to include the most smug, holier-than-thou host in television history.

Let me just explain right off the bat that I am not going to do The Brass Eye justice. This show is funnier than you can possibly imagine.

Becoming a good poet is every bit as difficult and rare as becoming a good composer or a good painter. Why is that so hard to understand?