THE DIRT: CONFESSIONS OF THE WORLD’S MOST NOTORIOUS ROCK BAND

THE DIRT Confessions Of The World’s Most Notorious Rock Band Written by Motely Cre! Manny took the needle out of his cock long enough to write this THE DIRT by Motley Crue The opening paragraphs of this book rank up there with some of the best literature in the world. Tolstoy would have read them […]

A DEVIL’S CHAPLAIN

A Devil’s Chaplain Reflections on Hope, Lies, Science and Love Selected Essays by Richard Dawkins Scott Fuller refuses to send us his photo… “Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?” –Bill Hicks. Amen. That is a sentiment which lurks just beneath the surface of the latest book by Dawkins. There is […]

THE CRYING OF LOT 49

THE CRYING OF LOT 49 Thomas Pynchon Jason Read This and Thinks This This book is about 200 pages long and is a quick and easy read the first time you take a notion to do it. It is the perfect introduction to Thomas Pynchon, who is generally left unread by a lot of people […]

CRAWLING AT NIGHT

CRAWLING AT NIGHT Nani Power Manny is feeling randy The book jacket informs us, in the kind of bio all publicists dream of, that before she wrote this, her debut novel, Nani Power was a caterer in Manhattan, a sandwich seller on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro, a chef in a Japanese restaurant, and […]

THE COMPLETE IDIOT S GUIDE TO THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT

THE COMPLETE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT Mitchell Bard, PhD. Manny The Diplomat And you thought I was joking, didn’t you? Let me ask you something, when you watch CNN or read Drudge Report online, how much of what they are reporting from Israel makes sense to you? Do you know the difference […]

CHOKE

CHOKE Chuck Palahniuk Jason calls it like he sees it Here goes my urban hipster literary credibility: Chuck Palahniuk is a one trick pony. He ran out of things to say after writing Fight Club. Since Fight Club, all of his books have been eerily similar, as though he has an outline titled “Palahniuk Novel” […]

CHEMICAL PINK

CHEMICAL PINK Katie Arnoldi A truly sick tale about an aspiring female bodybuilder, Aurora Jeanine Johnson, with all the right stuff and an aging degenerate, Charles Worthington, with a fetish for pumped up women. Set in the 80’s in Venice Beach California, this novel vacillates between technical jargon, including lists of illegal pharmaceuticals, and perverted […]

MY NAME IS EARL

NBC OK Jonny, you requested this review, and having no social life to speak of, I sat down and wrote it. So I just watched the first four episodes of My Name is Earl — again. I have to warn you, this e-mail won’t so much resemble a “Ruthless Review” as it will me giving […]

400 BLOWS

Black Rainbow by 400 Blows is that good.

THE MATRIX REVOLUTION

The Solid-State Entities Have Prevailed I’ll get the plot summary out of the way, because if you are currently alive, you’ve already seen this movie. Main Guy is stuck in a subway station with some South Asian robots. Meanwhile, armies of high-tech black invaders are on their way to attack the low-tech but plucky rebel […]