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THE NICK & JESSICA VARIETY HOUR

Matt Cale loses his shit.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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RAPING NUNS IS ART

There is no such thing, legally or philosophically, as obscenity. There are no “prurient interests” or “community standards.”

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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NIGHTY NIGHT

Now, I have never watched “The Oxygen Channel,” nor do I pretend to even know what “The Oxygen Channel” is.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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KILL PAT ROBERTSON

I want Pat Robertson dead. Not merely “dead,” however, but pulled from his bed, shaved from head to toe, dipped in boiling water to loosen the flesh, beaten about the face and neck with a…

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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A.I.

A good movie, but it is not great. In fact, it is frustrating, because you know that it could have been great.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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AILEEN

The Life & Death of a Serial Killer Directed by Nick Broomfield & Joan Churchill Matt Cale likes to reason why... Nick Broomfield's ...
By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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AIRPORT

The 70s disaster flick that started it all.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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AIRPORT 1975

No, this is not a trend that should cause you great concern, so I promise that I will stay far, far away from both Airport ‘77 and Concorde: Airport ‘79.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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AKARUI MIRAI

When one of the central characters in a film is a man with fetishistic fixation on his pet jellyfhish and he inexplicably bludgeons two people to death before wrapping himself in wire and committing suicide, you can be fairly certain that the film comes from Japan.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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ALAMO THE

Jonny is starting to dislike history... If nothing else, The Alamo falsifies the theory that Dennis Quaid will only appear in ...
By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006