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FUCK GLADSTONE’S

And Most Other Chain Restaurants, Really

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW

Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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CHARLES BRONSON R.I.P

What about his biography? His childhood or family life? Frankly, I don’t give a shit, nor should anyone else who claims to love film.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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CLEAN FLICKS FOR EMPTY HEADS

Those pesky, fucked up Christians are at it again. Not satisfied with attempting to force their gutter religion down the throats of thinking people everywhere…

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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AUGUST 2004 COCKSUCKER OF THE MONTH

The Cocksucker of the Month for August can only be Kansas’ Senator Sam Brownback.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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GEORGE W. BUSH: FAITH IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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GERRY

Maybe Matt Damon deserved that Oscar.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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HOSTEL

Would you pay $25,000 to torture and kill an American? It’s an intriguing question, and one made that much more pointed given that most of the world would gleefully answer in the affirmative.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006