BEST IN SHOW
BEYOND THE SEA
I am obligated to take Bobby Darin’s so-called greatness on faith, as there is nothing I’ve ever heard to separate him from any other two-bit lounge act…
THE BIG BOUNCE
Simply put, The Big Bounce is the most arrogant movie I have ever seen. Needless to say, it’s also one of the worst, but…
BIG FISH
Watching (or should I say enduring) Big Fish is like spending two hours with that obnoxious drunk at the end of the bar.
BIG TROUBLE
My never wavering belief in the bottomless well of human stupidity has been reconfirmed.
THE HAPPINESS OF THE KATAKURIS
It’s like Shallow Grave meets the The Walton’s with the musical element of The Jungle Book.
HARDCORE
The incomparable George C. Scott and the seedy underground porn scene of the 1970s –- is any further explanation really necessary?
HARD CORE LOGO
Still, the Hard Core Logo is worth seeing if you are interested in the subject matter.
HARD TO KILL
Ann Coulter would call Seagal a traitor. Then he would put her in an arm lock and snap her radius and ulna like Twix.
