The creative minds of Hollywood strike again.

Oh yeah.

Within five minutes of this festering sore of a movie, I knew it would be the worst experience at a theater all year.

Matt Cale on the year in movies.

Stiff acting, corny love story and out of control computer graphics aside, Attack Of the Clones is a decent Star Wars movie.

Zach Braff’s stupefying swill pissed me off more than any theatrical experience all year, so it firmly holds the top spot.

The Dark Gospel According To Matt Cale

Everything a married couple experiences during the average evening: lies, recriminations, pettiness, alcohol abuse, adultery, and…

Too cowardly to speak for himself, he used other prominent figures to spread lies, gossip, and hateful prose to a gullible public.

Matt Cale and the movies!