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ALIEN VS. PREDATOR

You can read all about what’s wrong with the plot of the movie on countless other websites, and rest assured it is retarded.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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GODSEND

My how the mighty tumble. What on earth is going on with Robert De Niro?

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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GODZILLA (1954)

A metaphor.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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ALIENS

Bitches man, bitches.

By Jonny Lieberman: March 7, 2006
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TOP GUN

Sweaty young studs fly planes, shower together.

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU

The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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ALL THE REAL GIRLS

Retard fuck-fest

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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ALMOST FAMOUS

Show me the fucking door.

By Erich Schulte: March 7, 2006
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ALONE IN THE DARK

No, not Tara Reid’s brain…

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006
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AMERICA’S HEART & SOUL

Is dull

By Matt Cale: March 7, 2006